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#1452 Nov 12 2007 at 7:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done."


The man's fucking 70 now, did you guys know that!? Kinda looks like Maat now, even. I bet he's so badass that his CC uses 'BUBBLE SHOWER ONRY!' as its only JA, WS and /pet command!


lolCarlinSUXX!




And since whenever I start on Carlin quotes, I just can't stop: "Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money." -GC


Wut? My BST SUXX so bad that I can't figure out what you are saying. I SUXX!!! I'm a BST so BST must SUXX!!!

Aha Page30Get!

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#1453 Nov 12 2007 at 11:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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I love BST job and those who are BST! Love me, please. ;)
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#1454 Nov 12 2007 at 11:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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The man looks him up and down.

'Well, it looks like you blew a seal.'

The penguin is flabbergasted and shouts at him, 'NO NO! It's ice cream, I swear!!'


I love it!!! LMAO
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#1455 Nov 12 2007 at 11:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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I shall soon join the rank of BST gurus! Well maybe if my 5 karma trolls decide to leave me alone for a few days I will. We must prove that BST SUXX so much that we are all gurus! BST SUXX!!!


/comfort I know the feeling. IMHO, there are too many jealous people around, but such is life.
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#1457 Nov 13 2007 at 1:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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I just started playing FFXI again and found out that BST SUXX still! Got my first ding in a year, getting ready for Maat!
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#1458 Nov 13 2007 at 7:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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BST SUXX so much, in fact, that for 3 days straight I was probably the only one leveling up in Sky, all the rest were getting killed by DM and Gods. And because of me being Bastokan, now Bastok is a Major Influence in the Ru'Aun Gardens

BST SUXX Hardcore!!!!
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#1459 Nov 13 2007 at 8:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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blargh, I posted on my server forum and it got sub-defaulted...silly me, SUXX is contagious!
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#1460 Nov 13 2007 at 8:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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BST SUXX so bad we get rated down everywhere! I just looked through a few of my posts and most of them have been rated down lol. Gogo karma campers. They fear out SUXX!!! BST SUXX so bad we have karma campers!!!
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#1461 Nov 14 2007 at 6:29 AM Rating: Excellent
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SAM/BST SUXX!!

No really! I tried it - it was lame. My Ranged Attacks kept puling hate, I'd hate to see what'd happen if I whipped out the GKT. -.-
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#1462 Nov 14 2007 at 1:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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BST SUX so much that I had to read through 30 pages of this thread to think of something original. BST SUX!!

[Edit]I...didn't like my first post.

Edited, Nov 14th 2007 4:50pm by AngryBystander
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#1463 Nov 16 2007 at 8:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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Someone read my bazaar comment and decided to inform me that "BST is just a weak WAR".

I got mad.

So I said "BST SUXXX".

I think I won that argument.
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#1464 Nov 16 2007 at 9:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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BST is getting all new abilities soon after WOTG comes out, what else could possibly be in store for us?

All I know is BST SUXX!!!
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#1465 Nov 30 2007 at 10:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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/shocked! Page 3?! What is wrong with you?! We must keep our SUXX on page 1! We must show the world how much BST SUXX!!!

BST SUXX so bad that I donged 3 times last week! BST SUXX!!!
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#1466 Nov 30 2007 at 10:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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DNC/BST SUXX!!!

I solo'd 21-23 in East Ronfaure (S) on Scarab Beetles, the entire time with only ONE, yes ONE mischarm, and only ONE....yes, I said ONE death the entire time when I caught undead aggro. The beetles hit each other so hard that I started stabbing the beetles while dancing a quickstep, samba, and waltz and NOT pulling hate!

BST SUXX!! /BST SUXX!!
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#1467 Dec 01 2007 at 2:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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bst overs powers my new vista pc and causes ffxi to crash. after 4x deaths and 2x game crashes in 1 night it might be time to retire :( bst, this suxx!!
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#1468 Dec 01 2007 at 5:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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When I meet someone, I Gauge them.
When I like someone, I Charm them.
When I don't like someone, I Snarl at them.
When I hate someone, I Fight them.
When I pound on someone, I Sic them.
When I command someone, I Heel them.
When I am sick of someone, I Stay them.
When I trust someone, I Familiar them.
When I distrust someone, I Tame them.
When I thank someone, I Reward them.
When I tire of someone, I Leave them.

I am BST!

BST SUXX!!



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#1469 Dec 01 2007 at 7:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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BST SUXX so bad that Tuesday is behind in the poll! We must rally and show them how much BST SUXX!!!
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#1470 Dec 01 2007 at 8:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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Blacktuesday MUST win, for us, the Forum=8

Vote here.

BST SUXX!!
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#1471 Dec 01 2007 at 10:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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We must prove how much we SUXX! Tuesday for December PotM! BST SUXX!!!
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#1472 Dec 04 2007 at 5:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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BST SUXX so much Blacktuesday came up in second place, right after Erecia. Still, the BST Mafia gave a good fight!!! Let's all congratulate Blacktuesday because I am very sure she will become the Player Of The Month for January, mark my words!

BST SUXX!!
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#1473 Dec 04 2007 at 7:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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*Wanders into the BST clearing*

Ahem! BST SUXX so bad I giggled like a school girl at my first chain 6 and <Tame> had to go and get itself learned. Now I'm abusing leeches and crabs at bogy bridge and waiting till the jungle gets better.

*Walks out of the clearing*

*Turns back*

What's this I hear about BST tanking for small party's? O.o

*Sits down*

*eats an old rice dumpling from his backpack*

/wait
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#1474 Dec 04 2007 at 11:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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BST SUXX so bad we get high chains! How did you manage to get a chain 6? You must have a high amount of SUXX! I need to skill up my SUXX to become just good as you. BST SUXX!!!
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#1475 Dec 04 2007 at 12:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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I was surprised two nights ago when i was invited to a party in qufim. I accepted thinking i might actually be able to show what a Bst is made of, but sadly all i did was show how much we really suxx.

I tanked better than the PLD, took 8-10 less dmg per hit. Plus i held enmity without trying, but what really makes me suxx is how i outdamaged the DRK at the same time.

BST SUXX!!
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#1476 Dec 04 2007 at 12:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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Horrid BST ruin my Kids Bday party training Birds from Sky, MPKing everyone in sight.

You BST SUXX !!!!!

Edited, Dec 4th 2007 3:47pm by mrwinny
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#1477 Dec 04 2007 at 12:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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Over the weekend I got to MPK some Lv. 1 RMT fishing bots on the Selbina/Mhaura ferry by charming a Sea Monk and leaving it on top of them! BST is the only job that can do that!

BST SUXX!!!
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#1478 Dec 04 2007 at 12:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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BST SUXX that we can MPK everyone! BST ROCKS!!! er....BST SUXX!!! We must prove how much we SUXX by going for 100 pages!
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#1479 Dec 04 2007 at 3:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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Page Claim attempt!

*ninja edit* - DAMN! I SUXX! BST SUXX!

Edited, Dec 4th 2007 6:12pm by SiviardOfShiva
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#1480 Dec 04 2007 at 5:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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Don't try and take the Page Claim NM alone! You don't have enough SUXX power to handle him. You must improve your SUXX before you can take it alone! BST SUXX > My hovercraft is full of eels NM
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#1481 Dec 04 2007 at 8:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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On a side note @ PaladinStargazer....

...chain 6, twice, Gusgen vs Bombs all the way.


BST SUXX
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#1482 Dec 04 2007 at 9:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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BST SUXX so bad that the BST in my Fenrir party last night tanked!
SMNx4 BSTx1 RDMx1
BST SUXX
Afterwards i took a shower in Courrier Carries "Bubble shower" (!? >.>)^

BST SUXX so bad that incidentally i ended up taking the job up last week. Now i believe it will be my new non-mp-whoring SORO SUXX class.


SUXXing BST for the win! (=err...did that come out funky to you too?=)
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#1483 Dec 05 2007 at 7:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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Don't try and take the Page Claim NM alone! You don't have enough SUXX power to handle him.


You, sir, highly under-estimate my SUXX power....I SUXX so much I solo'd Ancient Goobbue the other day, got the Great Katana, then I went down and ran into Aquarius....figured I SUXX so much I could have back-to-back NM kills. I solo'd the crab and let someone into the party so they could lot on the axe since I didn't want it.

BST SUXX!
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#1484 Dec 05 2007 at 7:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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I went 2/2 on that GKT....then I had to try it with a group of normies and my streak went to 2/3.


...think I'm at 2/6 or so now, I'll never see it drop again, I know. too much SUXX...
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#1485 Dec 05 2007 at 10:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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I see your SUXX surpasses mine...the pupil has surpassed the master! Well, not the master but eh...close enough. We must become guru's! BST SUXX so bad that we must be guru's!
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#1486 Dec 05 2007 at 12:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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Um....you fail to realize that....you were always the pupil! I am but one of the silent leaders of the BST SUXX revolution. But do not fret, my BST SUXX child, your BST SUXX will eventually reach my level of BST SUXX and you too, can become another leader of the BST SUXX revolution!

Everyone must fear our SUXX! For we are BST! BST SUXX!!!!
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#1487 Dec 07 2007 at 4:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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I have been trying to increase my BST SUXX!!

Too bad the people on Forum=10 think they are worthy of BST SUXXINESS!!!

I am SUXXY, as BST, no one else can wear so much CHR+, and get more xp/hour solo, even if all the other jobs are getting in Campaign!

BST >>>> ALL!
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#1488 Dec 07 2007 at 5:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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I took my good ol' level 16 BST out today. I BST-Trio'd IT gobs to level 20 in a couple of hours. It was wicked fun and I think I'm in love.

BST SUXX!
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#1489 Dec 07 2007 at 6:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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All those other jobs think they have as much SUXX as us by getting a decent amount of exp/hour through an event. Us BSTs have been SUXXing so bad and getting good exp/hour since we unlocked our job. Those other jobs have nothing on our SUXX.

BST SUXX so bad that all the other jobs want to SUXX as bad as we do!
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#1490 Dec 07 2007 at 6:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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I tried to take on some spiders in koroloka. Was going great until my slime uncharmed and the two of them whooped on me. Needless to say i ate dirt..

I continued fighting and dying all night... the final result was 3k experience earned(killed an emp band) and i was 300 down from when i started....

BST SuXX!
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#1491 Dec 07 2007 at 8:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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A BST just broke into my house and burnt my Christmas tree down.

BST SUXX!
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#1492 Dec 07 2007 at 9:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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A BST just broke into my house and burnt my Christmas tree down.

BST SUXX!


Oh...that was your house? I thought it was Silvard's house? I was trying to prove how much I SUXX and though burning down a Christmas tree would prove how much I SUXX!

BST SUXX so bad we burn things down!
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#1493 Dec 08 2007 at 12:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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Holy God, it's still going....ooooh I love you guys.

So I was out doing a Campaign fight a while ago, and just as I was getting my tags, I was one shotted by an NM. I lost EXP. :(

I called a GM: He waited politely through my story, and then informed me that due to the fact that I -- and I quote -- "f*cking SUXX" -- I was SOL. He then told me to go fly a kite in Eldieme.

BST SUXX. Smiley: cry
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#1494 Dec 08 2007 at 5:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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Even GMs fear our SUXX! BST SUXX so bad that even the GMs fear us! BST SUXX that this SUXX thread shall never be pwned! We SUXX!!!
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#1495 Dec 09 2007 at 6:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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I got a visit from Carrie's law ninja today. The paternity tests are still pending, but the clutch of snippers that just hatched keep tossing pink hearts at local mithra so it's safe to say I'm clearly the father. Carrie's got me paying 300,000 gil a month in hatchling support now

BST Suxx
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#1496 Dec 09 2007 at 4:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dinged 23 - Call beast last night. My CrabFamiliar died against a Tough gob in no time! WTF BST SUXX!

Don't forget to: /seacom 1 BST SUXX!
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#1497 Dec 10 2007 at 10:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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Friends don't lets bsts blow up crabs. What do they know :p

BST SUXX
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#1498 Dec 11 2007 at 7:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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Found a good camp for 41-43 BST in Jugner Forest {S} Dinged 43 WHM by subbing BST and whacking Funguars with my club while my pet leech fought it!

/BST SUXX!!!

Also....I've been {Sic} the last few days. Being a {Sic} BST SUXX hardcore!

BST SUXX!
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#1499 Dec 11 2007 at 7:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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Did some people on the first page of this thread get rated down??? BST SUXX because it most certainly wasn't one of us.... I blame the FCC office (Free Courier Carrie). :p
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#1500 Dec 11 2007 at 10:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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Someone always seems to come to the BST forum and rate down the first page or so. They just fear our SUXX! BST SUXX so bad that we get people to rate us down on our awesome BST thread!

BST SUXX!!!
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#1501 Dec 11 2007 at 5:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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...hopping around as if I were on a Broadway stage...

...throwing hearts at random creatures...

...irrevocably damaging my masculinity...

DNC/BST SUXXX ; ;
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