Bored Druid ThreadFollow

They almost make me want to re-Facebook,

What's wrong with Theo knowing stuff? Because he totally does.

It depends on climate.

I admire how people here can wear socks in this weather.

Yup. Not as much as I'd like, but I definitely know stuff.


Crocs?


I can only wear socks during the winter (i.e. when it's below 50º F). During the summer I wear boat shoes/driving moccasins/Purcells too much to wear socks. I guess I'm just lucky my feet don't sweat much at all.


Drinking wine in general in the USA makes me either 1) gay or 2) elitist. Because obviously if you know anything about wine you have a yacht, play golf, and make at least six figures.

Or you like penises.

This country sometimes...

Edited, Jun 1st 2012 2:19am by Theophany

Ahaha, that's an interesting dream all right.

Yeah, we've got about 100F here, I don't know how people do it.

Dude, that's not a dream.



Made ya look!

Hard to feel good being an elitist when there are seven billion other people that qualify.

I would think that kittens everywhere are tiny, lol.

Also, I'm still a chicken sh*t. I got up the courage to invite my "friend" over to watch a movie after the performance last night, and nothing happened. We had fun, watched Meet the Parents, and then talked for about an hour afterwards. I think part of the issue is that I'm not sure whether I should just kiss him, or talk to him about the whole poly thing first. I can tell he likes me, so that's not an issue, I just don't know how he feels about the poly thing. I've mentioned it in passing, so he knows about it and all. I'm probably overcomplicating this, lol. I haven't tried to start anything with someone who wasn't already poly before (at least since John), so I'm kind of confused.

I think part of the issue was that you watched Meet the Parents.

Well, sure, but it's certainly not a movie you watch when you're trying to subtly do other things.

Edited, Jun 1st 2012 1:20pm by lolgaxe

With a face like mine? You sure you're not just gay?

Horror movies always worked for me.

Tails, reverse methodology!

You put on a horror movie, get scared and he'll be like "Woah, this is just like when I try to pick up girls, except I didn't have to do anything!"
/score

Either that or you could do my favorite: sit on his lap and say "HI!" and then kiss him.

I've had a couple girls do that to me (make their interest in me obvious) and it usually ends up where they want it to.

Just saying, guys are pretty stupid most of the time. We're overcautious unless girls are really obvious.

Whenever I see someone wearing crocs, my first thought is that I should punch them in the face. This is a problem, because it even happens with children. I'm a little worried I might just snap one day...

Oh, you mean flip flops or thongs. Not slippers.

When I think of slippers, I think of my slippers.

Those are some nice shoes...

Yay, I got some action tonight! So... I invited him over again after the show, and conveniently, my sister was down in the basement watching a movie so I had a good excuse for us watching the movie in my room. He really wanted to watch Meet the Fockers after watching MtP the night before, so we went with that. It ended up working in my favor anyways, with all the sexual innuendos and flat out sex related stuff that is discussed. John and I have a rule though, that we don't go beyond using hands unless we've talked to the other about it first and gotten permission. So I'll be talking to him within the next few days, lol. Definitely had fun though. And I didn't have to initiate anything! It was more co-initiating than anything else... We started cuddling, and he kissed me on the cheek, then we both kinda went for it at the same time. Good times.

What're crocs, other than crocodiles? I feel like I'm missing some joke here.

My mum wears them in her garden.

In other news, all this quantum physics stuff is making me sure God is just out to troll us. What sound does a tree falling in the woods make if no one's there to hear it?

Oh, the plastic clogs.

They're ugly as sin.

Of course. A co-worker is supposed to be bringing some in on Monday.

Because other people were drinking the rest of the bottle so they can taste/review beer more appropriately? These guys take beer tasting/reviewing as seriously as Ensidia does with raiding.

Basically, they're nuts.

Fire trucks and sirens went away, so apparently the building isn't on fire.

I'll celebrate a disaster narrowly avoided by having a beer and some fried chicken.

#First...world...problems...