1. Tell everyone in the zone (via /shout) what you think of President Bush (good or bad). Encourage debate. If that doesn't seem to work, tell them what you think about the war in Iraq.
2. Start auctions in the bazaar for things you don't have.
3. Bid on auctions in the bazaar for things you don't intend to buy.
4. Ask people what a good upgrade to your fungal tunic would be for your level 12 ranger.
5. Beg for uber level 60+ buffs for your lowbie character. If they say you're not high enough level for it, accuse them of lying.
6. Allways mispel wurds.
7. Set your language to your native racial language (/lang command), then do lots of /shout and /ooc
8. Run your sub level 10 character around the Plane of Knowledge asking everyone who's level 60 or higher if you can join their guild (so you can get some phat lootz).
9. Tell people that if they type /ex with a mob targeted that's about to die, it'll show them a neat explosion graphic effect when it does die.
10. If you have an ogre or troll, stand in the doorway to the bank in the Plane of Knowledge and go afk for several hours.
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1. Druids can't possibly heal lower end content with a slower. Clerics are the only ones who have healing spells.
2. Snaring always works when you see the neat little vines come out of the ground, don't worry that the mob isn't moving any slower.
3. Always stack DoTs on a mezzed mob, it keeps the chanters on their toes.
4. When you see a group rolling on an item, make sure to run up and roll /rand eighty billion times. If you roll high enogh, they'll probably let you loot it.
5. Never buy food or drink, casters always have the time to mem and cast "Summon: Food" 20 times every time they see you.
6. Join groups and then only nuke. No matter that your a necromancer or a druid in a group who needs a snarer or a cleric, you can always help more by doing damage more quickly!
7. Getting drunk makes your mana go up faster. You should never be sober. Always be completely hammered and tell people how great you are in group chat, they can all understand you.
8. Monks don't have pacify, silly!
9. Don't even bother getting spells you don't understand, they're probably not that good anyways. Who needs Harmony of Nature?
10. Harmony is a mana regen buff that rangers cast! Always make sure to recast as often as possible on your group (This actually happened.)
11. Call OOM and then go afk standing. Mana goes up faster when you're not there.
12. If you start arguing with somebody, always use /shout. When people politely ask you to take it to tells, always remember to tell them to "stfu nob" because they will always listen to your superior intellect.
13. /shout how somebody ripped you off by telling you they would make your character better if you gave them all your money. Then ask people to lend you cash.
That's all I can think of for now. Almost all of those actually happened. I'm guilty of the "2+ hour afk call" in group, but that's only cause the guy was 4 boxing and letting me mooch anyways.
Oh yeah, I forgot this one, it's sorta been covered:
14. Misspell names of common places and things. Magnus, stoneburnt, frogluk, Saryn are all right because you say they are! Even though the real spelling is written right in front of you!
Just as important:
15. Misspell group member's names and then except them to know who you're talking about.
Brudish tells the group, 'Pull the left one'
Idiot tells the group, 'Hay Brotodh give me some buffs????'
Oh man, that last one reminded me of something else:
16. Ask EVERYTHING as a question.
Idiot shouts, 'I am lookin fer a group???'
Idiot shouts, 'give me some buffs?'
Idiot says out of character, 'hey??????'
Edited, Fri Aug 12 14:13:30 2005 by Brudish
2. Snaring always works when you see the neat little vines come out of the ground, don't worry that the mob isn't moving any slower.
3. Always stack DoTs on a mezzed mob, it keeps the chanters on their toes.
4. When you see a group rolling on an item, make sure to run up and roll /rand eighty billion times. If you roll high enogh, they'll probably let you loot it.
5. Never buy food or drink, casters always have the time to mem and cast "Summon: Food" 20 times every time they see you.
6. Join groups and then only nuke. No matter that your a necromancer or a druid in a group who needs a snarer or a cleric, you can always help more by doing damage more quickly!
7. Getting drunk makes your mana go up faster. You should never be sober. Always be completely hammered and tell people how great you are in group chat, they can all understand you.
8. Monks don't have pacify, silly!
9. Don't even bother getting spells you don't understand, they're probably not that good anyways. Who needs Harmony of Nature?
10. Harmony is a mana regen buff that rangers cast! Always make sure to recast as often as possible on your group (This actually happened.)
11. Call OOM and then go afk standing. Mana goes up faster when you're not there.
12. If you start arguing with somebody, always use /shout. When people politely ask you to take it to tells, always remember to tell them to "stfu nob" because they will always listen to your superior intellect.
13. /shout how somebody ripped you off by telling you they would make your character better if you gave them all your money. Then ask people to lend you cash.
That's all I can think of for now. Almost all of those actually happened. I'm guilty of the "2+ hour afk call" in group, but that's only cause the guy was 4 boxing and letting me mooch anyways.
Oh yeah, I forgot this one, it's sorta been covered:
14. Misspell names of common places and things. Magnus, stoneburnt, frogluk, Saryn are all right because you say they are! Even though the real spelling is written right in front of you!
Just as important:
15. Misspell group member's names and then except them to know who you're talking about.
Brudish tells the group, 'Pull the left one'
Idiot tells the group, 'Hay Brotodh give me some buffs????'
Oh man, that last one reminded me of something else:
16. Ask EVERYTHING as a question.
Idiot shouts, 'I am lookin fer a group???'
Idiot shouts, 'give me some buffs?'
Idiot says out of character, 'hey??????'
Edited, Fri Aug 12 14:13:30 2005 by Brudish
Join a PVP Server, Make a BL level him to 65 go to WoS find a por unsuspecting group, wait for them to pull named sick your pet on their cleric right before engage, and cancel cancel magic on tank(hopefully you hit his Conv) with stun buffs loaded, CTRL S CTRL X, watch the show unfold as your logging 8P
When traveling through the Bazaar it is important to use proper ettiquette. Here is a list of rules to help the new player so the he/she will not embarass themselves.
1) The resellers are ruining the game economy and they should be banned.
2) Pick a side about the war in Iraq. Dont forget to call people who mention they are soldiers "babbykillers' then type /spit
3) Start spamming about how much you hate the pc casinos in bazar
4) Make a hot key that says "bah that sux" and use it everytime someone links something for sale. Also make one that says "bah tht is way overpriced" that way you may help other people get items cheaper and everyone will appreciate it.
5) if the bazaar is full and you cant get a spot link your best item and pretend you dropped it by the bank. Someone will leave tradermode to come look for it and you can log in. It works everytime I swear.
6) you are in bazaar to buy or sell something right? I mean thats what it is there for so make sure you spam both shout and auction channel every six seconds thats how it is supposed to work.
7) Make a large race trader and completely engulf gnomes and halflings. They will appreciate not being bothered by passerbyes.
8) after someone links an item send them a tell and ask for alower price even if you have no intention of buying,
1) The resellers are ruining the game economy and they should be banned.
2) Pick a side about the war in Iraq. Dont forget to call people who mention they are soldiers "babbykillers' then type /spit
3) Start spamming about how much you hate the pc casinos in bazar
4) Make a hot key that says "bah that sux" and use it everytime someone links something for sale. Also make one that says "bah tht is way overpriced" that way you may help other people get items cheaper and everyone will appreciate it.
5) if the bazaar is full and you cant get a spot link your best item and pretend you dropped it by the bank. Someone will leave tradermode to come look for it and you can log in. It works everytime I swear.
6) you are in bazaar to buy or sell something right? I mean thats what it is there for so make sure you spam both shout and auction channel every six seconds thats how it is supposed to work.
7) Make a large race trader and completely engulf gnomes and halflings. They will appreciate not being bothered by passerbyes.
8) after someone links an item send them a tell and ask for alower price even if you have no intention of buying,
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