1.) Hit the mezzed mob.
2.) Kill Steal. A lot.
3.) ooc, gsay, say, tell, and guild have no meaning. Use shout - ALWAYS.
4.) Buy your character from Ebay. Make sure he is super high level, too, so you can learn really quickly how to play the game.
5.) No player can even call himself an Everquester unless he has begged everyone for everything. Do it. If you quest for something, or try to earn it yourself, you aren't playing correctly.
6.) CLERICS - go AFK, constantly, but don't put your tag up, or let anyone know. Your group has a LOT going on right now, in the middle of that raid, they don't need to know something pointless like the fact you aren't there.
7.) Don't EVER try to find out something for yourself by reading a board, or asking a question. You shouldn't be reading, anyway, you should be begging and Kill-Stealing.
8.) Groups that you are not in LOVE unexpected trains. Make sure you bring them as many as you can bring, and give NO warning. The challenge is what drives us!
9.) Get all the way to your 50's and 60's without maxing your spell skills. Actually, don't even start to cast until then. Little known fact - those fizzles that you keep having are actually a secret defense mechanism that will bring furry bunnies to your aid if you get in trouble.
10.) Cast Fear in LDoN's. PLEASE.
11.) Wizards - Cast every nuke you can AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, as fast as you can.
12.) Rangers, Warriors, Paladins and Rogues can cast Temperance, Virtue, Conviction, and C1-C6. Don't let those selfish morons tell you that they can't. DEMAND THOSE BUFFS!
13.) Tell EVERYONE how to "play their class," especially if you have NEVER played that class before. You can guess how to do it just as well as anyone.
14.) All those top-end raiders, with all the cool gear? They did a real simple quest at level 1 in their home city to get it all, including the flags.
15.) If someone calls out "LOM," it means you aren't pulling fast enough.
Anyone else have some good Tips in Esrever?