Boobie TauntFollow

This is copied and pasted from http://www.rpgexpert.com/1247.html. I personally got a good laugh out of it. =)

In light of the 40 minute CH rotation involved here, I took it upon myself
to take drastic measures to avoid insanity. Enjoy.

*edit* the petition was first sent right after Xegony was pulled, just for
reference. When I got my response she was slightly above half health.



You petition, 'Xegony is attempting to take
advantage of Hackhuis's intoxication by jiggling her ample bosom in an
overly suggestive manner. This "Boobie Taunt" frequently causes Hackhuis to
forget his duties e.g. hitting attack and standing still for 40 minutes. We
feel this is unbalancing to game mechanics and should be remedied
posthaste.'

...


You say to your guild, 'I'm still waiting for a
reply to my Boobie Taunt petition.'

...

Feness tells you, 'Greetings! Guide Feness at
your service. How can I help you tonight'

Players in EverQuest:
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* Guide * Feness (Wood Elf) ZONE: cshome

You say to your guild, 'HAHAHA they answered!!!!

Styxus tells the guild, 'lol no way'

You told Feness, 'Well, my petition was
concerning Xegony's propensity for wiggling her ample bosom in a suggestive
manner, it's causing our tank to forget his duties, e.g. standing still with
attack on and pressing taunt'

Feness tells you, 'May I just say.. HAHAHA HA

You told Feness, 'We have dubbed this the "Boobie Taunt" and we feel it is
unbalancing.

Feness tells you, 'I am sorry i dont mean to laugh but that was the best
thing I have heard all night long'

Feness tells you, 'what do you suggest I do about this?

Feness tells you, 'should I tell Hackhuis to please ignore the boobie taunt
and remember he is a warrior and should be above temptations of the flesh
especially from a hussy such as xegony? '

You told Feness, 'Well, I've heard of certain powerful magic users
discovering a mystical "Diminuitive Mammary" enchantment that may reduce the
Queen of Air's formidable assets to a more workable level'

You told Feness, 'I suggest implementing said enchantment

Feness tells you, 'for that you would have to talk to the developers via
/feedback and let them know that they need to give Xegnoy a breast reduction
so the tanks will not be so mezmerzied by her "boobie taunt". '

Feness tells you, 'in the meantime I suggest using a female warrior that
might not be so easily charmed by her "assets" so to speak.

You told Feness, 'Strategic measures we did not take into consideration.
Thank you for your assistance.'

Feness tells you, 'i have sent Hackhuis a tell instructing him to perhaps
ignore the boobie taunt and try to kill her instead of drooling all over
her. '

Hackhuis tells the guild, 'lol guide harrassing me about boobies now'

You told Feness, 'Thanks for answering by the way =P'

Feness tells you, 'no problem.. thank you for the laugh. what a good way to
end my shift tonight'

No wonder it's been a week and counting for a GM to get to my wife's legitimate petition. Bunch of ******** petitioning in crap like this.

Edited, Sun Feb 15 17:28:08 2004 by Madahme

That, there, is fake, but hey. Where's the level? Class? Guild tag (which most Guides should have)?

Maybe they just forgot to /who em and added it in later /shrug

this is NOT a fake Bran, I know the guide, I was on the phone with her when she got the petition. We both had a huge laugh. if a guide is /roleplay you know as well as I do they dont show a level or class... :) and given that many of the guides recently have gotten their levels (off line leveling requires a guide to be removed from the guide guild). Its quite legit.

Yes Moe

There's a tiny bit of an attempt at dry subtle humor there. The OP is funny, I give you that. On the other hand it has now been 9 days since her rezz stick has gone missing and we're looking for ways to vent.