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#1 Feb 13 2004 at 7:52 AM Rating: Default


Edited, Fri Feb 13 09:54:18 2004 by rickplace
#2 Feb 13 2004 at 8:48 AM Rating: Decent
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If you take a moment to edit that and add at least one punctuation mark, I promise I'll read it :)
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#3 Feb 13 2004 at 8:57 AM Rating: Decent
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i like how they also dont have an 800 number for tech support
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#4 Feb 13 2004 at 8:58 AM Rating: Excellent
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DING DING DING! We have a winner! Congratulations, you've just posted the 1,000,000th SOE/Verant/Chickens suck post on the internet! Tell him what he's won Charles!

Announcer: "You've won a fabulous prize package! First, we'll fly you and a guest to fabulous Siberia! You'll fly third class on Aeroflot. Aeroflot. Putting the G back in 'safety'. Next, you will be treated to a relaxing stay at the Gulag snow resort, where the pleasures of manual labor in sub zero temperatures, and rooming with a large angry russian named "bubba" will be shown to you in great detail. Finally, you and your guest will be OUR guest aboard the luxurious S.S. Wounded duck, a Pakistani fishing vessle recently banned from ocean travel due to safety concerns. Rust? Hah! Nothing a little fiberglass and bondo wouldn't fix! All told your prize package is worth -$450.00!!!!

I want my 20 seconds back!
#5 Feb 13 2004 at 9:10 AM Rating: Decent
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theres no gulag snow resort in siberia.

Edited, Fri Feb 13 09:11:28 2004 by tombiggy
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#6 Feb 13 2004 at 9:13 AM Rating: Decent
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From Tombiggy:
theresw no gulag snow resort in siberia


It is a closely guarded secret. We don't want it to get overcrowded. There wouldn't be enough borsch to go round.
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#7 Feb 13 2004 at 9:25 AM Rating: Decent
They dump logs every 2 days? I
recently (read 4 days before GoD release) did the big dummy and camped with my epics in a no rent bag.It took 9 days of petitioning to get them back but I did and it was post GoD patch,so servers had been brought down and back up.A GM told me they keep logs indefineatlly as if they can not find a log you will not get reimbursed for anything.A friend of mine quit eq for over a year and they still had logs of his toon.So after 2 days thay had no log of your toon hmm seems odd to me.
#8 Feb 13 2004 at 9:32 AM Rating: Good
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OMFG i dont understand why sony wouldnt want to talk to you or provide you wif a fone that you wouldnt have to use your parents long distance to call or anything because you are such teh roxxors loloflLFLFOoo and talking to you all the time on their dime would be such a privilage and an honor lol TeHY must be teh suxxors so much like that one time you deleted your own toon that was so much their fault FOLMLOLOL and then they took three whole days to get with you probably which you spent the whole time online every single minute OMGDMAY making it entirely their fault and like its impossible to understand how they could have a software bug in their patch when they have liek 500,000 people stress testing it the day it goes live all trying to find every sekurity hole possible its completely ununderstandable kindof like this post HAHLFOLOF one time i programmed an program in qbasic that flashed the screen and beeped and it didnt have a single bug LOLFLLMOOMAAA!!!1!!!
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#9 Feb 13 2004 at 9:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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Ricksplace, I think you may need these.

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Feel free to use as many as you like. No matter how many of these things I use, I am always able to find a few more on my keyboard.

Edited, Fri Feb 13 09:43:31 2004 by Grimfar

Edited for punctuation.

Edited, Fri Feb 13 09:47:40 2004 by Grimfar
#10 Feb 13 2004 at 8:04 PM Rating: Decent
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xythex dont be an ***. I know no other big company that doesnt have a toll free tech support number.
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#11 Feb 15 2004 at 6:59 PM Rating: Good
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Actually most every big software company does not have a toll free tech support number
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