How to Taunt an Orc
I put up the following thought for the day: "Since Taunting
basically relies upon insulting and enraging your foe, it brings to mind
one question ... What can you possibly say that would insult an orc?"
LOL. Little did I realize how many responses I would get to this
largely rhetorical question. Many are pretty funny. Thus, I
decdided to list them here for everyone to read.
- Your eye shadow is just the most beautiful shade of blue, is it Revlon
- Wow, your breath smells like the freshest flowers in the plains of Karana.
- Conquest? You cant even send a runner to Neriak successfully!
- Your mother was a hampster and you father smelt of elderberries.
- Your mama wears High Elf underwear
- Your moma is a goblin
- You look like an Elf
- I could out drink you
- HAHA! I am an elf and I am tougher than you!
- You hit like a Bixie!
- Your mother was an angel and your father worked for Greenpeace
- My, my, don't you look lovely today
- Boy, what is that sweet fragrance you are wearing.
- I've seen bigger muscles on a Dwarf!
- Your sister sleeps with Elves!
- The truth, you can't handle the truth!!! hehe
- It's Orcs like you that have ruined your lands, you will not ruin mine!
- Barbarians wear kilts, Orcs wear skirts!
- Humans have greener skin than you!
- I can rape, pilfer, and slaughter better than any Orc can!
- No one ever trains Orcs to the zone!
- Your mother was an elf
- Your momma Ho's for Goblins
- What's that smell? Have you been dating pixie's again?
- I needed a light workout...Emperor (with an amused chuckle) Crush said you were a wuss.
- No seriously (while laughing) is there anyone here who knows how to fight?
- Your oracle is a goblin!
- The deathfist clan is better than you!! (or crushbone if taunting deathfist orcs)
- LOL your using an orc pawn pick, newbie
- Is that your face or are you growing mino axes out of your ears?
- You hit like an elf
- Not much under that skirt of yours
- Your father eats halfling toe cheese
- Your mother prefers the company of miontaurs
- The tuffest being in crushbone is a sissy dark elf
- Goblins have 3 dungeons, you got one puny castle
- Its so easy to kill orcs, I musta killed over 1000 of you losers
- I heard orcs were just inbread trolls
- What shall I do with all these scalps? Oh, I seem to be out of toilet paper
- I hate to break this to you, but no one notices when you die.


