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Level Range: 1 - 105
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Gateway to the deeper planes of existence, the Plane of Knowledge stands as the peaceful repository of knowledge from all parts of the known realms. The central and primary location in the plane is the sovereign city-state of New Tanaan. At its heart lies the Great Library, which is the storehouse of mortal knowledge. Its origin is a mystery, but it has stood for as long as history has been recorded.

New Tanaan was founded hundreds of years ago by travelers to the Great Library who required housing and amenities during their extended stays at the Library. The town developed, blossoming into a hub of research, a waypoint for breaking long journeys, and a point of departure for extra-planar excursions.

New Tanaan is divided into three districts: Kartis, the dark district; Tanaan, the neutral district; and Selia, the light district. An elected council governs the city-state with all districts represented by one delegate. Civic tasks rarely interrupt this group's intellectual pursuits, however, as no aggression is permitted within New Tanaan's boundaries thanks to a magic that prevents the drawing of weapons or the casting of harmful spells. Though crime is almost non-existent, the citizens maintain a local militia.
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Yaldu Bwor (Spirit Shrouds)
# Apr 18 2014 at 8:12 AM Rating: Good
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New NPC in PoK -- hailed him and he growled at me menacingly. He is near the main bank.
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New Mob - Emissary of Erollisi
# Jan 24 2014 at 4:09 PM Rating: Decent
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New Mob - Emissary of Erollisi , located outside Bazaar zone in.. on Test server at least, not sure about live.

[Fri Jan 24 13:59:21 2014] You say, 'Hail, Emissary of Erollisi'

[Fri Jan 24 13:59:21 2014] Emissary of Erollisi says 'Why hello there, friend. Good tidings and blessings of love to you! The days of Erollisi are upon us. It's time to put away our petty differences and embrace one another as equals and friends, though some seem not to be in the grand spirit of such a wonderful time! Erollisi has sent me here to enlist the aid of friends such as yourself to help spread her message of love! Can I count on you to lend [help] and spread joy throughout Norrath?'

[Fri Jan 24 13:59:26 2014] You say, 'help'

[Fri Jan 24 13:59:27 2014] You have been assigned the task 'Things Are Best with Friends'.

[Fri Jan 24 13:59:27 2014] Emissary of Erollisi says 'Wonderful! Simply wonderful. Here, take this doll to aid you upon your task. The goddess herself has imbued this doll with magical powers which can turn an enemy to friend if they're open to her blessings. Return to me when you have found at least ten new friends, and receive Erollisi's blessing upon you!'

You receive Erollisi's Idol of Friendship, right clickie with effect: "Can We Be Friends?"

Q - Things Are Best with Friends - Time Left: Unlimited
Make friends with 10 people using the Erollisi Friendship Doll
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The goddess, Erollisi has enlisted you to spread her message of friendship and love by venturing out into the world and making 10 new friends. Use the Erollisi Friendship Doll to help make new friends.

Reward(s): 57 platinum, 5 gold

Will update later once I finish the quest
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Gultrog Undbrige
# Sep 27 2012 at 11:36 AM Rating: Good
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Who is this and what are they for? I found what appears to be a troll in the neutral part of PoK, and get this, its under a bridge! tried to hail but no response
Clickable Book
# Apr 17 2012 at 11:44 AM Rating: Good
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There's a clickable book at +2, +984, +3 that reads something like the following:
The Book of Legends 
 
Within this tome may be found a record of those who have come together to celebrate the myriad wonders of Norrath. 
 
Fan Faire 2007


followed by a list of many pages of names, guilds, and servers.

Yther Ore.
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that is nice, fan faire 2007, I wonder if there are other years somewhere else. would be nice to find them I went to 3 fan faire would be nice to find them and see who else attended that I didn't know back then but know now.
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Check this out.
# Jul 06 2011 at 10:35 PM Rating: Decent
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You have entered: The Park
Tyrel says, 'Hi!
You say, 'You stink.
Tyrel says, 'I'm telling!
Your faction standing with the
angry parents has gotten worse.
An angry parent hits YOU for 10 points of damage.
You hit an angry parent for 500 points of damage.
You have slain an angry parent.
Tyrel scowls at you, ready to attack.
Tyrel hits YOU for 10000 points of damage.
You have entered: The Funeral Home
You have lost experience.
Welcome to level 0!
An old ****** says, 'We hated him very much.
You feel different.
a funeral visitor says, 'It's a monster, run!
You feel as if you are
about to look like yourself again.
You feel smaller.
You feel smaller.
You feel smaller.
You have been squished for 1000 points of damage.
You fall into a deep sleep.
Edmund Strangeways
# Oct 26 2009 at 10:06 AM Rating: Decent
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It looks like he's a new NPC for the Halloween quests this week. Depending on your character's level, he will send you to zones which have "graveyards" in them and dig-up those "disturbed earth" mudpiles that you may have recently noticed on these zones. He will ask you to gather "tattooed skins" from zombies.

I don't have the screenshots of the quest he gives, but I think the quest was designed to be completed over a period of 4-5 days.

When you hail him, he will give you a shovel with a clicky on it. When you go to the zones with the "disturbed earth" piles on it, you will need to target the mud piles and click the shovel. Based on luck, either a skeleton, a banshee, or a tattooed zombie will spawn from the disturbed earth piles. You will need to kill them to get the tattooed skins. Bring the skin and the shovel back to Edmund, and he will ask you to speak to him again "tomorrow" to gather more skins. The task timer for this is 16 hours.

Will update this entry when I get a hold of my screenshots (at work right now).
Rathe Mtns book in POK?
# Nov 24 2008 at 1:19 AM Rating: Decent
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Anyone know where Rathe Mtns book in POK is? I know it's there somewhere, but just cant find it. The Map doesnt seem to have it either.
Rathe Mtns book in POK?
# Nov 24 2008 at 10:09 AM Rating: Decent
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It doesn't say rathe mountains though I believe it says Gukta
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Rathe Mtns book in POK?
# Nov 24 2008 at 3:53 AM Rating: Decent
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It's on the good side, accross from Rivervale.
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siren mercs?
# Nov 10 2008 at 9:45 PM Rating: Decent
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where can i get a siren merc? if they evn are out there.
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oggkk stone
# Oct 29 2008 at 10:34 AM Rating: Decent
u go through stone ogkk stone on evil side to the left of overthere stone..run west to northwest ... cross bridge like u going to giants
New mob
# Oct 01 2008 at 12:23 PM Rating: Decent
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New mob,Herald of Druzzil Ro

Sends u to Plane of Time, red to 76
Missing a linked zone...
# Jul 23 2007 at 1:55 AM Rating: Decent
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This is missing the link to The Greater Faydark which has two books...
Missing a linked zone...
# Jul 23 2007 at 8:01 AM Rating: Excellent
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uthwistan wrote:
This is missing the link to The Greater Faydark which has two books...


Updated, thanks.
Feerrott portal??
# Oct 30 2006 at 3:20 PM Rating: Decent
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On the map there is no portal to Feerrott, yet somehow I made it there from POK. Can someone tell me how I did this so I can go and get my corpse?
Feerrott portal??
# Apr 08 2007 at 8:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nutbrown wrote:
On the map there is no portal to Feerrott, yet somehow I made it there from POK. Can someone tell me how I did this so I can go and get my corpse?


You took the Oggok portal stone.
Feerrott portal??
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Nutbrown wrote:
On the map there is no portal to Feerrott, yet somehow I made it there from POK. Can someone tell me how I did this so I can go and get my corpse?


Click on the Oggok stone.
Be warned, it's possible to die in the PoK...
# Oct 27 2006 at 10:36 PM Rating: Decent
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I realize I'm posting this years after this zone went live, but I didn't see anything about other posters warning newbs / the careless regarding dangers in the PoK, so I'll post anyway.

It is possible to die in the PoK. There are 4 possible ways.

1. Falling to your death. This can happen when folks have their levitate run out, OR (possbibly) when wizards with O'keils levity have another fire resist spell cast on them by another character while still at altitude, overwriting the O'keils (higher-level fire resist buffs CAN overwrite O'keils, I know, I experimented with it) and causing the wizard to fall and take damage / die.

2. Lagging through the floor of the elevator. Although this is technically the same as falling to your death, you should be aware that even standing on a "solid" elevator floor is no guarantee aginst this "bug" in Everquest. This was a lethal problem in times past. I haven't received word from anyone that Sony has fixed this, so assume it is a very real danger for now.

3. Zoning into the PoK while dot'ed. Just because the PoK is a non-aggro zone, doesn't mean that those nasty dots will wear off when you zone in. I'd say most of the PoK corpses are caused by this.

4. Dueling another character - and losing the duel. I have never tested this, so someone please correct me if it's not possible to duel in the PoK. I have never heard of a "no duel" zone though, and I've been playing eq for 5 1/2 years.

To my knowledge, it's not possible to initiate combat on an npc in this zone, and I've tried it with many of the guards, and several merchants too. I have not experimented with area-effect rain spells or point-blank area effect spells, however.

If your character can't cast levitate, and you're worried about an elevator lag-related falling death, I strongly advise getting either a Philter of Gulon's Impunity (it's a potion) in the bazaar, or a 5-dose potion of antiweight, also player-made. The Gulon's impunity potions frequently sell for about 5 plat each, and they are fairly common.

Hope this saved someone's life!

P.S. Please correct me if you can confirm anything above is not accurate. Thanks in advance!
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My Rathe / Prexus characters:

Bigbronze Bloodyaxe, 62 Ogre Berserker
Verbeeg Bearfang, 62 Ogre Beastlord
Glabrezu Spiritcaller, 62 Ogre Shaman
Zirumkin Zenomorph, 62 Gnome Wizard
Korgulon Soulwraith, 76 Ogre Shadowknight <Shining Alliance>
Incarnadine Summoner, 65 Drakkin Magician

Bristlebane characters:

Zalkahriz Ebonscale, 64 Iksar Necromancer
Gnomorre Gniceguy, 55 Gnome Rogue
Whytfire Lonewolf, 55 Woodelf Ranger
Be warned, it's possible to die in the PoK...
# Jun 13 2007 at 10:09 PM Rating: Decent
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Don't forget the dumbest way to die ever: *Accidentally* leave your lich spell on (as a necro) without sitting down. Although technically, this falls under the DoTTed category, it is especially embarrassing enough to put in this tip. :)
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Krosar Shadowflame - 105 Necro
Rasork - 105 Druid
Imacatlol - 105 Bard
Yaldax Toknight - 105 Rogue
Savi Yorr - 105 Paladin
Be warned, it's possible to die in the PoK...
# Apr 08 2007 at 12:48 PM Rating: Decent
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There is another way to die. While swimming in the pool on the west end, you can drown. This has been tested and it is true.
Be warned, it's possible to die in the PoK...
# Oct 29 2006 at 3:17 PM Rating: Decent
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1. Falling to your death


This is no longer possible to do, you take no damage no matter how far you fall in PoK now. They patched it around OoW I believe. Try it, I promise you won't take any damage.

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2. Lagging through the floor of the elevator.


Like stated above, since you cannot fall to your death, this is irrelavant.

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3. Zoning into the PoK while dot'ed.


Well that one is a no-brainer, of course if you're dotted, and don't have the HPs to withstand it, you're going to die. But the only way I can see this happening is with somebody gating out from a place with mobs casting DoTs bad enough to kill. You aren't going to zone in from GFay with a DoT bad enough to kill you.

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4. Dueling another character


You have << never >> been able to duel in PoK. There is such a thing as "safe zones". Bazaar, PoK, the GL, the GH, all of those zones you cannot cast a detrimental spell in, or wield your weapons. Can't duel when you can't fight to do it.
Be warned, it's possible to die in the PoK...
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Another way (or so it was when PoK was new) is to stand in the elevator shaft when the elevator is up...if the platform comes down on you, you'll die.
This happened to me way back when the planes were fairly new. However this is another thing that may have been fixed....
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Be warned, it's possible to die in the PoK...
# Oct 29 2006 at 5:53 PM Rating: Decent
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Thank you for the update Fatbass!

I was unaware of the falling rule change and the dueling rule in PoK. No doubt this has saved many lives in the zone - which must be why it was changed.

IMO opinion, being able to duel and fight npc's in these "safe" planes would be interesting and fun, especially if there were some minor exp/loot/faction to get out of it, but that's just me.

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My Rathe / Prexus characters:

Bigbronze Bloodyaxe, 62 Ogre Berserker
Verbeeg Bearfang, 62 Ogre Beastlord
Glabrezu Spiritcaller, 62 Ogre Shaman
Zirumkin Zenomorph, 62 Gnome Wizard
Korgulon Soulwraith, 76 Ogre Shadowknight <Shining Alliance>
Incarnadine Summoner, 65 Drakkin Magician

Bristlebane characters:

Zalkahriz Ebonscale, 64 Iksar Necromancer
Gnomorre Gniceguy, 55 Gnome Rogue
Whytfire Lonewolf, 55 Woodelf Ranger
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The Arena
# Feb 28 2006 at 8:33 AM Rating: Decent
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It states here that The Arena is a connected zone. How do you get there from PoK?
RE: The Arena
# Mar 08 2006 at 8:42 AM Rating: Decent
arena stone is behind the soulbinder in pok
Plane of Sky
# Jul 30 2005 at 9:12 AM Rating: Decent
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How do you get to plane of sky through knpwledge casue i looked everywhere around pok and couldent find it.
RE: Plane of Sky
# Mar 08 2006 at 8:44 AM Rating: Decent
take a wizard, you need a stone also to give the wizard, can be purchased in library approx 100-110plat
RE: Plane of Sky
# Nov 17 2005 at 11:53 AM Rating: Decent
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[EDIT] There's some new NPC in PoK who, if you give a "stone" (the Wizard spell regant?), he'll teleport you (or your party?) to PoSky. [/EDIT]

The Plane of Sky is one of the few orginal planes, along with Hate, Growth, and.. you know, I can't even remember anymore.

The Planes were always meant to be things of extraordinary power and raid-class adventures. Still, when Sony bought Everquest, they decided to "jazz it up". The Plane of Knowledge and the Plane of Tranquilty together tend to act as portals to all planes and many landmark locations throughout the "real" Norrath/Luclin world.

Well, this rant over, the classical planes were accessible through Wizard teleportation spells only. As a Druid, or Storm Warden or whatever I'm called now, I've been keenly aware this is the ONLY way there, outside a rez if you have a corpse there, or Call of the Hero by a Mage who's already there, since not even Druid teleportation spells allow enterance.

Blah. Rant. Excuse me. [/bitter]

Edited, Thu Nov 17 12:15:08 2005
RE: Plane of Sky
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Only a WIZ can let you access the Plane of Sky. You'll also need a reagent to get there. I've never gone, so that's all I can tell you. At least now you know that much, go talk to a 46+ WIZ.
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money $$$
# Aug 13 2004 at 9:57 PM Rating: Default
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/say whuts up guys im in serius need of quick money any1 no where i can find quick money? im only lvl 32 plz help out im a 32beast, vah shir
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# Jun 13 2005 at 10:24 AM Rating: Decent
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I know how to get some money you go out to a zone find some db or lightblue mobs and kill them if you get some junk that isnt no trade you just made yourself some money. But if its lore beware some lore items cant be sold to vendors
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# May 19 2004 at 11:58 AM Rating: Decent
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A friend sent me this... dunno who wrote it.


LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
You have entered Denny's.
You say, 'Hail Denny's hostess'
Denny's hostess says 'Hello, Tyranadin. Welcome to Denny's. [Smoking] or [non-smoking]?'
You say, 'non-smoking'
You say, 'I would like non-smoking please'
You say, 'what about non-smoking'
Denny's hostess says 'Right this way, please.'
You are out of food and drink.
Erlen shouts, 'has anyone seen the waiter?'
Daegarmo shouts, 'no and ive been camping him for a half hour'
You are out of food and drink.
Ester shouts, 'I see him'
Erlen shouts, 'dont kill him, i still have to do the order quest'
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.
You are out of food and drink.
You say, 'Hail Denny's waiter'
Denny's waiter says 'Hello, Tyranadin. You look like you could use some [coffee]'
You say, 'Yes I'll have some coffee'
You say, 'what about coffee'
Denny's waiter says 'Ah, excellent! We have [regular] and [decaf].'
You say, 'I will have some decaf'
You say, 'what about decaf'
You say, 'what about decaffeinated coffee'
Denny's waiter says 'I expected nothing less of you. Here, take this.'
You gain experience!
Your faction standing with Juan Valdez got better
You drink your coffee.
You were hit by non-melee for 39 dmg
YOU are burning!
You shout, 'Ow hehe this coffee's hot'
Kyrani shouts, 'Haha u sux0r'
You are hungry.
You are out of food.
Annoying kid says 'Pikachuuuuuu'
Annoying kid tries to hit YOU, but misses!
Annoying kid tries to hit YOU, but misses!
Annoying kid hits YOU for 3 points of damage.
Auto-attack on.
You hit Annoying kid for 17 points of damage.
You hit Annoying kid for 22 points of damage.
You have slain Annoying kid!
Your faction standing with Disciplineless Mothers got worse
Your faction standing with Denny's Customers got better
Your faction standing with The World at Large got better
Annoying kid's corpse0 says 'My mother will avenge my death!'
You receive 3 copper as your split.
You are hungry.
You are out of food.
Disciplineless mother says 'Your actions and history are a personal affront to all I stand for.'
Disciplineless mother begins casting a spell.
Disciplineless mother pet is enveloped in flames.
Off-duty police officer says 'Hey! No pets in the building!'
Disciplineless mother pet hits YOU for 18 points of damage.
Off-duty police officer hits Disciplineless mother for 287 points of damage.
Off-duty police officer hits Disciplineless mother for 234 points of damage.
Off-duty police officer kicks Disciplineless mother for 27 points of damage.
Disciplineless mother is slain by Off-duty police officer!
Disciplineless mother pet hits YOU for 12 points of damage.
Off-duty police officer hits Disciplineless mother pet for 262 points of damage.
Off-duty police officer was burned.
Disciplineless mother pet is slain by Off-duty police officer!
Off-duty police officer says 'Let this be a lesson, that none can withstand the wrath of the San Diego Department of Public Safety.'
You are hungry.
You are out of food.
You say, 'Hail Denny's waiter'
Denny's waiter says 'Can I get you some more [coffee]?'
You say, 'No, I want to place my order'
You say, 'Can I place my order?'
You say, 'Let me place my order dammit!'
Denny's waiter says 'Ah, would you like to try our [Grand Slam Breakfast]?'
You say, 'I will have the grand slam breakfast'
Denny's waiter says 'How would you like your [eggs]?'
You say, 'scrambled'
You say, 'I would like them scrambled'
You say, 'what about eggs'
Denny's waiter says 'You can have [scrambled eggs] or [fried eggs].'
You say, 'I will have scrambled eggs'
Denny's waiter says 'Excellent, would you like anything to drink? Some [orange juice], perhaps?'
You say, 'I will have orange juice'
You say, 'what about orange juice'
Denny's waiter says 'Our orange juice is fresh squeezed from concentrate.'
You say, 'give me orange juice'
Denny's waiter says 'Okay, I'll be right back with your orange juice.'
You gain experience!
You are hungry.
You are out of food.
Gordon shouts, 'Attention, your bacon is now raw, because fully-cooked bacon lacks the inherent risks associated with our Vision of Bacon.'
Valshire shouts, 'Wait a minute, this bacon hasn't been cooked for months'
Gordon shouts, 'Uhh... yes it has.'
Tunso shouts, 'You kidding? We've been complaining about this stuff being raw for ages'
Gordon shouts, 'Uh, whatever.'
Gordon shouts, 'Oh.'
Gordon shouts, 'uh.... I've just been informed that the bacon has been raw for several months now, but we were unable to determine this until we fixed a bug with the pancakes, which were previously large enough to obscure the bacon.'
Gordon shouts, '... Oh, yeah, we nerfed your pancakes too.'
Denny's waiter says 'Here is your breakfast, Tyranadin.'
You gain experience!
Your faction standing with Denny's Customers got worse
Scrambled eggs looks at you threateningly - what would you like your tombstone to say?
You taste your eggs.
You are chilled to the bone.
You shout, 'oh man my eggs are cold'
Tunso shouts, 'petition a manager then'
You petition, 'my scrambled eggs are cold'
Raynara shouts, 'Ack train to restroom!!!'
Aikbach says, 'Cailleach, I still can't believe you can eat this stuff'
Denny's waiter says 'Here is your breakfast, Cailleach.'
Cailleach begins to cast a spell.
Cailleach is protected from poison.
Cailleach says, 'I always come prepared'
You shout, 'Man, where's the manager'
Kyrani shouts, 'Haha u pteitond a managr u sux0r'
Napoca tells you, 'Greetings, Tyranadin, I am Napoca, the Denny's manager. How can I assist you?'
You tell Napoca, 'my scrambled eggs are cold'
Napoca tells you, 'I will be with you as soon as possible, please stay patient'
You sip your coffee.
A cool breeze slips through your mind.
Napoca says, 'Greetings, Tyranadin. Are your eggs still cold?'
You say, 'yes'
Napoca begins to cast a spell.
Scrambled eggs burst into flame.
Napoca says, 'Take care'
Elionia says, 'Ack, I don't feel so well'
Elionia begins to cast a spell.
Alka-Seltzer staggers.
Elionia staggers.
Elionia beams a smile at Alka-Seltzer.
Elionia says, 'Ahhh, I feel much better now...'
Denny's waiter says 'Here, let me clear that away for you.'
You say, 'Hey, wait, that's my food, I'm not done yet....'
You shout, 'Hey, this waiter took my food'
Erlen shouts, 'Yep, they do that sometimes if you let your food sit there'
You say, 'Hail Denny's waiter'
Denny's waiter says 'Hello there, Tyranadin, how can I help you?'
You say, 'Check please'
Denny's waiter says 'Okay, here you go.'
You gain experience!
You say, 'Hail Denny's cashier'
Denny's cashier says 'Hello there, would you like to pay your [check]?'
You say, 'Yes I want to pay my check'
You say, 'what about my check'
Denny's cashier says 'You must give me the check before I can reveal more to you.'
Denny's cashier says 'Ah, excellent! Would you like to know your [total]?'
You gain experience!
Your faction standing with Denny's Cashiers got better
You say, 'what is my total'
Denny's cashier says 'Your total is 6 gold, 7 silver, 9 copper. Will you be paying with a [MasterCard]?'
You say, 'yes I will use a mastercard'
Denny's cashier says 'Unfortunately your MasterCard is over-limit. Would you prefer to pay with [cash]?'
Your faction standing with MasterCard got worse
Your faction standing with Cheesy-*** High-Interest-Rate Credit Card Companies got better
You say, 'yes I will pay with cash'
Denny's cashier says 'Your total is 6 gold, 7 silver, 9 copper then.'
You gain experience!
You receive 2 silver.
You receive 1 copper.
Denny's waiter says 'You have stiffed me on my tip for the last time!'
Denny's waiter crushes YOU for 217 points of damage!
Denny's waiter crushes YOU for 204 points of damage!
Denny's waiter hits YOU for 226 points of damage!
Denny's waiter tries to hit YOU, but misses!
Denny's waiter bashes YOU for 74 points of damage!
You are stunned.
Denny's waiter crushes YOU for 189 points of damage!
You are bleeding to death!
Denny's waiter crushes YOU for 221 points of damage!
You have been slain by Denny's waiter!
You are no longer stunned.
LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
You have entered Verant.
You shout, 'Can I get a SOW? My corpse is all the way over in Denny's'
Kyrani shouts, 'Haha u sux0r'
ROFL
# Dec 05 2007 at 7:18 AM Rating: Decent
Only us who live in everquest can find this funny, because we can relate. Ahh is that a good thing? What does that say about us? Reading this all the way through, we must be either bored,drunk,stoned or just really messed up somehow.
I the fact I anm taking time to respond to this means I must be this way too. Oh well I did find it funny but I have to go to get a rez... and then get a few buffs in hope of finding a group or solo somewhere to kill a few mobs... and such... keeps taking and mumbles to self as Grinder walks away wandering back and forth.........
RE: ROFL
# Apr 04 2006 at 10:04 PM Rating: Decent
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75 posts
You have wet yourself.
You Shout "Hunny, come read this, i just wet myself laughing"
Hunny Shouts "You did what?!"
Your faction standing with bedmate just got worse.
RE: ROFL
# Nov 25 2005 at 3:09 PM Rating: Decent
24 posts
Absolutely hysterical! As a newbie, I can relate to this!! /tears streaming down face like rivers!
RE: ROFL
# Jul 19 2005 at 10:03 AM Rating: Decent
Scholar
26 posts
Funniest posting i've read. Hope whoever wrote it writes some more.
ROFL
# Apr 14 2005 at 8:40 PM Rating: Decent
3 posts
This may be one of the funniest things I've ever read - I laughed so hard and for so long I had tears streaming down my face and had to go pee. Thank you - made my day.
port
# Mar 11 2004 at 7:59 AM Rating: Default
3 posts
is it possible for a ranger to port his self from one zone to another rangers are close to druids so why is this not possible and for a forrest class why no pet

Edited, Thu Mar 11 07:59:27 2004
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Artillery Division
port
# May 16 2007 at 11:06 AM Rating: Decent
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127 posts
Rangers port all the time............
........... usually after tanking to their bind point!

I had to do it
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flaggs
# Feb 11 2004 at 4:57 AM Rating: Decent
2 posts
can anyone tell me where to start in getting my flaggs. i am a 51 paladin and have no clue. i have the book planar travlers manuel but have no idea who to talk to next.
Planes Flag Progression Map
# Sep 15 2003 at 7:17 AM Rating: Default
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164 posts
Anyone seen a printable version of the Planes Flag Progression map other than the monstrosity here on Allakhazam that more than 2 pages wide and doesn't print out properly?
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Shadowdamna,Shaman, Silvermoon
slew of babies on Terenas..
Planes Flag Progression Map
# Sep 15 2003 at 7:15 AM Rating: Decent
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164 posts
Anyone seen a printable version of the planes flag progression map other than that monstrosity here on Allakhazam that is wider than 3 sheets of paper?
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Shadowdamna,Shaman, Silvermoon
slew of babies on Terenas..
Click book, no go
# Aug 09 2003 at 9:56 PM Rating: Decent
3 posts
Greetings,

NeilAdrianSmith posted earlier in this thread his problem with clicking on the PoK book and nothing happening. I'm posting the probable answer at the top of thread for the sake of prominence. I had the same problem, and solved it fairly easily with advice found on the EQ Live technical forum. The problem is that I did not load the expansion into my EQ directory. In other words, when installing PoK, it suggested a directory and I agreed without thinking. The answer was to uninstall (put your PoP CD into the drive, click "install" and you will eventually get to an options page that will allow you to uninstall), then go through the installation process again, this time making sure you install PoP into the same directory as all your other EQ stuff. I found, by the way, that there was no need to re-input the access code.

Regards,
Bollyx Stumblebee
Hairyfoot of the 54th season
exp fighting
# Jul 22 2003 at 1:41 AM Rating: Default
7 posts
hi can someone tell me where the best place to exp fight at lvl 54 is, thank you

winamtin skullcrusher
54 gnome warrior
fennin ro server
Faction
# May 22 2003 at 10:17 AM Rating: Decent
6 posts
I'm sure they are probably underconned, but most of the PoK mobs are mostly 58-60 it seems. It would be a sweet stomping ground if they didn't give faction. Has anyone tried to kill these?
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Sloadya Arzedown - 66 Shaman
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