Rivervale  

I, being the ever-known hater of halflings on my server have killed the halflings in my home forrest necktulous; but nay to my hopes, they rend no meat. I am slowly getting sick of eating plain old halfling pickles from Freeport, i desire a steak, mayhap a sandwitch, or even a delicious stew. But to my misery, I yet to obtain my delicious component, halfling faliat. Even the great market of the moon, Luclin, has no halfling meat, only varments and beasts, yet no furry-footed deamon meat. How can i get my favorite meal without a place to rend my meats. Soon i plan to venture my darkling bumm to the home-and-hive of these little fiends. Mayhap I can rend me a delicious child or even the young fatty parts of a harry lady of the vale. Save me the trouble of dieing, my hopes are high and hunger great. I would love an answer to my parly, someone tell me if these people rend any parts for my food. Maybe i'll make a steak or stew for you.

Bhindu Nightfall(formerly OopsTooLate)
30 rogue bertoxx
Darkling in search of death to halflings
Follower of the hater, and master of whipping.
Innoruuk

Edited, Fri Jan 18 13:17:41 2002