nice to see undead roam in here hmmm,, pet time anyone?
at 47 i can chamr shissar in Thegrey with easy effort, they hit nice an hard an work great against timeless golems grin
A Coelesced Sending
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Minimum Level: 45
Maximum Level: 46
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NPC Last Updated: 2019-09-08 20:28:48
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Anonymous
/glare
Anonymous
With vengeance my seed is sown into the everlasting pit of eternal fire, but not unlike the charcoal of my yesteryears. Silly thoughts and flowing cats barrage my windshield of UTTER COW DESTRUCTION! DIE COWS! DIE! Hamburgers or LAS VEGAS! GUESS WHO'S BACK!!!! Yup, you got it!! Charlie Sheen! He's back and so are you! It's time once again for everyone to get DOWN WITH THE HEALTHNESS!!! When chickens roam!
If you thought the sequel sucked, wait til I unveil my new spaghetti sauce! So close to homeade... but no CYANIDE! The rats in the cradle and your lavender moon, the girdle you wear is tighter than a shoe. As I step out into the cold, damp, dark, dusk, moist, arrid, toxic, spasmatic, voidless, dankness, murky, foggy, everlasting, simplistic, bombastic, energetic, malinastephalanantifistic (I made that word up all by yourself!) air, I think to myself... what the heck was I gonna say??? I don't have a clue, because if I did, I surely wouldn't give it to your underwear!!!
The vast strangeness of my raging lettuce obeys the darkest commands of the inferior one's soul!!!
Let the light eat cake! Speaking of cake, can you blather about the door on the glass table without laughing at the fried green cucumbers of doom? I would really like to know if my purchase is not void in the state of Mylanta! Up your tailpipe with aluminum siding of grass walls of fire!
This is what I was thinking all along and am shutting you out now, because you remembered to pay the 45.9 purple toe toll of the Planet Syniujikssdhkjfhsdeuyagvwnnbvsnie! Eep oop org.... HELLO DADDY!
From the sane mind of my butt comes a new tale of raging velocity! Brought to you by the creators of nothing special and it sucks to be you on the landing strip in the middle of the desert, the thought that can't think any more has returned to tune his guitar and make one hell of a run on sentence that absolutely makes perfect friggin' sense, but only if you read it at night with the lights on in your bedroom closet without a roll of toilet paper attached to your face!
And so, my dear goombahs...
5!
But that was a sponsor from our words!!!! And now the final scene in which I attempt to make a giant pig fly to the other side of Luclin on wings of sorrow! Venomous VENOM! SPIRALLING DECAY! The fans of change! The burnside brigade! Tacos are tasty with hot sauce!! These are simple minds for complex talks!
IF YOU DON'T MOW YOUR YARD YOUR GRASS WILL GROW REALLY TALL! AND I MEAN REALLY REALLY FRICKING TALL!
Bunderschlop Opertank!
What was that? I don't know? Me either! I am not of this... sausage! I LOVE SAUSAGE! DRINK BEER! EAT YOUR FRIEND'S VEGGIES! The bounty of love is interpreted by the souls of the beholder's uncle.
Thank you!
You are most welcome!
I STILL LOVE YOU ALL! WE ARE WHAT WE COULD BECOME!!! But only at 5pm on Thursdays!
BOWLING FOR LIFE!
PARCHESSI FOR DEATH!
MONOPOLY FOR EVER!
DROWN IN CLAMSAUCE! The white stuff... not the red... that would be really bad!
So ends my trilogy, I hoped I entertained NO ONE AT ALL!!! NO ONE! NOT EVEN MYSELF!
For fan club info send five plat, six gold, ten silver and four copper along with a self abused stomped antelope to....
MUSHINGS OF ETERNAL CABBAGEHEADS
PO BOX 1001010001000101010102020030401020763
Ellingsfield, Britopia UX3-777746362666111-OP9-13X
Allow 6-8 centuries for a REPLY!
SEE YOU ON THE FIELDS OF BATTLE MY FELLOW NORRATHIANS/LUCLINIANS! PEACE TO YOUR RIGHT FOOT!
EXIT!
If you thought the sequel sucked, wait til I unveil my new spaghetti sauce! So close to homeade... but no CYANIDE! The rats in the cradle and your lavender moon, the girdle you wear is tighter than a shoe. As I step out into the cold, damp, dark, dusk, moist, arrid, toxic, spasmatic, voidless, dankness, murky, foggy, everlasting, simplistic, bombastic, energetic, malinastephalanantifistic (I made that word up all by yourself!) air, I think to myself... what the heck was I gonna say??? I don't have a clue, because if I did, I surely wouldn't give it to your underwear!!!
The vast strangeness of my raging lettuce obeys the darkest commands of the inferior one's soul!!!
Let the light eat cake! Speaking of cake, can you blather about the door on the glass table without laughing at the fried green cucumbers of doom? I would really like to know if my purchase is not void in the state of Mylanta! Up your tailpipe with aluminum siding of grass walls of fire!
This is what I was thinking all along and am shutting you out now, because you remembered to pay the 45.9 purple toe toll of the Planet Syniujikssdhkjfhsdeuyagvwnnbvsnie! Eep oop org.... HELLO DADDY!
From the sane mind of my butt comes a new tale of raging velocity! Brought to you by the creators of nothing special and it sucks to be you on the landing strip in the middle of the desert, the thought that can't think any more has returned to tune his guitar and make one hell of a run on sentence that absolutely makes perfect friggin' sense, but only if you read it at night with the lights on in your bedroom closet without a roll of toilet paper attached to your face!
And so, my dear goombahs...
5!
But that was a sponsor from our words!!!! And now the final scene in which I attempt to make a giant pig fly to the other side of Luclin on wings of sorrow! Venomous VENOM! SPIRALLING DECAY! The fans of change! The burnside brigade! Tacos are tasty with hot sauce!! These are simple minds for complex talks!
IF YOU DON'T MOW YOUR YARD YOUR GRASS WILL GROW REALLY TALL! AND I MEAN REALLY REALLY FRICKING TALL!
Bunderschlop Opertank!
What was that? I don't know? Me either! I am not of this... sausage! I LOVE SAUSAGE! DRINK BEER! EAT YOUR FRIEND'S VEGGIES! The bounty of love is interpreted by the souls of the beholder's uncle.
Thank you!
You are most welcome!
I STILL LOVE YOU ALL! WE ARE WHAT WE COULD BECOME!!! But only at 5pm on Thursdays!
BOWLING FOR LIFE!
PARCHESSI FOR DEATH!
MONOPOLY FOR EVER!
DROWN IN CLAMSAUCE! The white stuff... not the red... that would be really bad!
So ends my trilogy, I hoped I entertained NO ONE AT ALL!!! NO ONE! NOT EVEN MYSELF!
For fan club info send five plat, six gold, ten silver and four copper along with a self abused stomped antelope to....
MUSHINGS OF ETERNAL CABBAGEHEADS
PO BOX 1001010001000101010102020030401020763
Ellingsfield, Britopia UX3-777746362666111-OP9-13X
Allow 6-8 centuries for a REPLY!
SEE YOU ON THE FIELDS OF BATTLE MY FELLOW NORRATHIANS/LUCLINIANS! PEACE TO YOUR RIGHT FOOT!
EXIT!
5 posts
Five tons of flax
fnord
fnord
45 posts
That entire, incoherant thing was unfit for me to wipe my **** with. What a complete waste of time. I cant belive someone linked this drivel from another forum.
2 posts
Wow... I must say.... This has a laugh factor roughly equivilent to that of a completed Mad-Libs™
39 posts
I have not read such prose since Suess's early (pharmaceutically enhanced) writings 3 decades ago. This should be set to music. I say this as I wipe a tear of sheer joy from my eye.
That was really special, I thank you for your penetrating insight.
34 posts
that was awesome, thank you :)
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