Bristlebane the King of Thieves  

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No longer the pushover of Velious era, Bristlebane is a force to be reckoned with, leader of all that is mischievous in his mind-boggling Plane.

Categories: Templatized | EverQuest
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Level: 75
Expansion: Gates of Discord
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Bristlebane
# Aug 01 2003 at 1:52 AM Rating: Decent
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"Followers of Bristlebane believe in having fun, at the expense of nearly all else. Bards, rogues, jesters, gamblers and gypsies are all typical followers. They are almost always very charming, clever, and witty, traits which all Bristlebane followers should strive to have. Mischief in all its forms is encouraged. Practical jokes are performed as if they are the highest of rituals. Very few of Bristlebane's followers are outright wicked in their desires but it is best to keep at least one eye on your purse if they are about. And never let one deal you a hand of King's Court."


Niolen Silvertree
Druid of the 52nd season
Worshipper of Tunare
Player on Mithaniel Marr
http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=759043
#REDACTED, Posted: Jul 28 2003 at 10:25 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) WHOOPED HIS ***! with 4 people.... me a 65 sk , a 65 cleric , a 65 monk and a 65 necro
loots
# Jul 26 2003 at 11:47 PM Rating: Decent
dropped white throne and words of wealth top left
#REDACTED, Posted: Jun 28 2003 at 12:39 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) i happen to be (was) guilded with the necro and cleric who killed bristlebane... two people...
#REDACTED, Posted: Jun 19 2003 at 8:33 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Fyi, the 2 people killing bristlebane story is probably just a lie. And also, you would think that he would drop a pouch of platinum (like the horsee pouches) that you could sell for 100000pp.
RE: Lier Lier Pants for Hire
# Sep 23 2003 at 5:25 PM Rating: Decent
um... i dont mean to sound like another idiot.. but its "plants for hire" ..
Just putting in some usless knowledge..
RE: Lier Lier Pants for Hire
# Nov 18 2003 at 1:44 AM Rating: Default
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497 posts
Isn't it "pants on fire"?

That's what I always said when I was a kid =\
RE: Lier Lier Pants for Hire
# Sep 06 2003 at 4:11 PM Rating: Decent
youre a complete idiot.
RE: Lier Lier Pants for Hire
# Sep 21 2003 at 7:24 PM Rating: Default
/agree
Pretty easy for a god
# Apr 27 2003 at 1:32 AM Rating: Decent
SoSM on RN had a couple of groups in PoM this afternoon so we killed him. He has roughly 1.5 million health points. No, thats not a joke. He hits fairly hard but he is slowable. The fight took just under 50 minutes total. All he dropped was words of wealth top right.

He is an easy kill and could be done with one group or less the proper classes and tactics were used.
Two of them...<shiver>
# Dec 13 2002 at 5:24 PM Rating: Default
the scary thing is this guy has a brother. Xev Bristlebane, the God of Luck
ill tell u what man
# Aug 17 2002 at 6:43 AM Rating: Default
came runnin up thru stage to get to alice and when u run thru u gotta run up these stairs to behind the curtain and man ill be furnished if those puppets werent up wehn i ran thru OUCH man have u ever heard a HFL gettin hit before? like eatin grape nuts thru a loudspeaker, was so loud i flung all 8 cigarettes i was smokin into the air and they landed down on the 8 leeches that were treating my gangreen arm gotta go back to the hospital now but man if u see the stands filled with people dont run thru the curtain so fast cause ull be surprised.


dang that dude i swear man

i know that dude

dang
PoM
# Jul 12 2002 at 3:49 AM Rating: Default
There really isn't any loot In PoM... I don't think Bristle Bane drops anything ethire... it's just a fun zone Verant made to ***** around with their Programming :D just enjoy it... don't be greedy and only want loots... people like that shouldn't go on raids because they are stupid...

~~There is no such thing as good.. without Evil~~
#REDACTED, Posted: Jul 27 2002 at 5:06 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) lmao.. dayam.. your a real jackass huh?
what? no loot known?
# Jun 26 2002 at 6:33 PM Rating: Decent
errr how can they have no information on the drops from bristlbane lol =P come on people send in the info! =)
taygarr
wiz of the 53rd season
the seventh hammer
Hmmmmm
# Jun 25 2002 at 12:37 PM Rating: Default
What do you think Bristlebane soes with those puppetts andd dolls every night?......Hmmmmmmm=)
RE: Hmmmmm
# Aug 29 2002 at 1:14 AM Rating: Decent
No sir I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!
RE: Hmmmmm
# Sep 09 2002 at 4:45 PM Rating: Default
NOT DOLLS!!! ACTION FIGURES!!!
RE: Hmmmmm
# Jun 06 2003 at 4:19 PM Rating: Default
LMAO nice Sig
ugh
# Jun 20 2002 at 4:09 AM Rating: Decent
man, and i thought regular halflings were ugly.. this is just horrid. and there's two of those things here? eek
If Looks Could Kill
# Jun 18 2002 at 3:20 AM Rating: Good
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280 posts
Im sorry, but when I look at this guy he looks like the butt-baby of Richard Ramirez ( the Night Stalker ) and Tom Thumb. Makes me want to attack him with my Priceless Velium Razor ( to rid him of that mono-brow ) and AE him with Rogaine to get some hair back on his feet. Good thing he's in a plane way away from everyone 'cause they'd beat him down like the freak his is....

54 Ogre BattleMystic on Luclin server--Aggrok
HAHA funny
# Jun 13 2002 at 9:36 PM Rating: Default
nice post LIES =p. Got a good laugh out of that if there was a note on his corps that said that LOL. id **** my pants. Nice post name good lock all u EQin brothas and sistas.

Barakis Bloodforge
Lv 58 Cleric
Vallon Zec Server
Lies =P
# Jun 12 2002 at 3:41 AM Rating: Decent
Holy spam, geeze. Well, a few answers to some of these questions I know.

Q: Why doesn't Bristlebane have hairy feet?
A: He shaves. (Didn't anyone figure "Bristlebane" was a funny? He has no furry feet, bane of bristles? Haha?)

Q: What is Fizzlethorpe and what is Bristlebane?
A: Fizzlethorpe Bristlebane is Bristlebane's full name, of course. He's the god of the rogues. Just like Tunafi--er.. Tunare is Mother of All. Go kill a bandit in Gfay, it will tell you you lose faction with Fizzlethorpe Bristlebane. No BS about twin gods, no two gods, I dunno what you people are on, Verant was just lazy naming him.

I dunno what Bristlebane drops, and quite frankly, I never cared. =) There are bigger and more menacing things out there to kill. Who knows, maybe he drops "A Note From Verant" that says "Haha, you just wasted 9 hours clearing tons of mobs, you're KOS to Rivervale, got 60 some people together ... for NOTHING AND NO LOOT. Hahaha."

I wouldn't put it past the designers. After all, he is the god of mischief.

fizzlethorpe
# Jun 11 2002 at 12:57 PM Rating: Default
in the book that comes with the trilogy on page 12 the first things it say are that Fizzlethorpe Bristlebane and Cazic thule next came to norrath
so that means that fizzlethorpe isn't bristlbane's surname that they are two different "gods"
RE: fizzlethorpe
# Jun 25 2002 at 12:44 PM Rating: Default
Dumbass, surname refers to his LAST name, and Fizzlethorpe Bristlebane is his WHOLE name.

Let's review:

1) Fizzlethorpe is his first name.
2) Bristlebane is his last name, also known as his surname.
3) You are a dumbass.

Class dismissed
RE: fizzlethorpe
# Jun 26 2002 at 6:39 PM Rating: Default
lmao!!!!!!!!!!
wait wait.. can we review that again?
i missed number 3 =P
RE: fizzlethorpe
# Jun 20 2002 at 1:37 AM Rating: Default
Question: How? And yes, Fizzlethorpe Bristlebane IS one god. Read further, you stupid f***. Also, about the KOS to Rivervale, not all are rogues. The only one I played was a Druid, but they HAVE to be loyal to Karana, not Fizzlethorpe.
fizzlethorpe
# Jun 11 2002 at 12:55 PM Rating: Default
who what when where why?
# Jun 10 2002 at 1:03 AM Rating: Default
im confused did Verant nerf the whole pom? or can you still go there? Is there still a bristbane? what does he drop if so? through all the reading i don't think i saw any of the questions answered yet i could be wrong please someone summerize this for us all
who what when where why?
# Jun 10 2002 at 1:03 AM Rating: Default
im confused did Verant nerf the whole pom? or can you still go there? Is there still a bristbane? what does he drop if so? through all the reading i don't think i saw any of the questions answered yet i could be wrong please someone summerize this for us all
who what when where why?
# Jun 10 2002 at 1:03 AM Rating: Default
im confused did Verant nerf the whole pom? or can you still go there? Is there still a bristbane? what does he drop if so? through all the reading i don't think i saw any of the questions answered yet i could be wrong please someone summerize this for us all
who what when where why?
# Jun 10 2002 at 1:03 AM Rating: Default
im confused did Verant nerf the whole pom? or can you still go there? Is there still a bristbane? what does he drop if so? through all the reading i don't think i saw any of the questions answered yet i could be wrong please someone summerize this for us all
#Anonymous, Posted: Jun 10 2002 at 1:03 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) im confused did Verant nerf the whole pom? or can you still go there? Is there still a bristbane? what does he drop if so? through all the reading i don't think i saw any of the questions answered yet i could be wrong please someone summerize this for us all
who what when where why?
# Jun 10 2002 at 1:03 AM Rating: Default
im confused did Verant nerf the whole pom? or can you still go there? Is there still a bristbane? what does he drop if so? through all the reading i don't think i saw any of the questions answered yet i could be wrong please someone summerize this for us all
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