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Sigh cmon guys
# Apr 03 2001 at 11:26 PM Rating: Default
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Give me a fn break.
You kill tunare similiar to the same way you killed innoruuk with a bunch of lvl 50s in indocolite and yks only now you got better resists and gear to be able to take the punishment and ressing for a long fight.

Tunare probably has 1 million hps. This sounds like a very large number to you guys but you have to realize something...

If you can deal damage and keep yourself healed without effectively losing mana, then you can kill anything... just takes time. This is the way you will see The Sleeper killed, this is the same way you will see Bristlebane killed.

You also have to realise that Tunare will either be slowable or have lower hps than estimated.

Death touches will be dealt with by clerics with epic weapons standing just out of range to run in and click res the fallen comrades 30 seconds after they drop.

The biggest problem you will see is going to be that everything that has not been killed will zonewide agro, including the usual protectors of growth.

I estimate that people will kite any guardians for the duration of the fight while the majority of the masses are concentrating on tunare. Only time will tell, but I'm pretty sure this is the way it will go down.

P.S. Kinda looks like the lady on the everquest pics. /shrug
RE: Sigh cmon guys
# Apr 07 2001 at 2:06 AM Rating: Decent
Well, I'm not going to say that she can't or won't be killed, but she is no conventional creature. Not even a conventional 65 creature. Reports on our server says she has (or had) a huge radius silence spell that prevents anything from casting. No clerics, no wizards, no shamans, no enchanters. That tends to put a damper on high level encounters.

Don't get me started on the sleeper. If you believe Furor of FoH it has about 2 billion hps (2 to the 31st power probably) and is essentially not killable in its present form.
REEEEEaaaally. We killed Tunare. See how.
# Mar 23 2001 at 6:47 PM Rating: Default
Gather 'round my little chitlins', and hear a tale of how Dragons of Hope of E Marr server took down Tunare.

Well we took Karai, our paladin to the server. Being 46 she was great help.

We brought Mikespice Wonderpimp, our 46 cleric.

Finally we brought our gear...

Gear you will need:

-An orc hatchet (orc pawns in Gfay)
-Printed out copy of all the stories of people who have claimed to kill Tunare.

Now, while Karai climbed the tree, Mikespice climbed in the back of the tree house through the bathroom window. We had a rogue help pick the lock.

Well I sat in front of Tunare and began to read the posts to her.

She started laughing...

I read more...

She was laughing harder...

I kept reading...

She was howling with laughter, gasping for air!

Suddenly Mikespice snuck up behind her and belted her in the back of the head with the blunt side of the orc hatchet.

Then loot; repeat if you like our strategy.

Loot:

Bronze Pauldron

Tunarian Electrum Sapphire Jumper Cables-AC 4,+10 wis, +3 cha, +40568437263274673643734 int, slot: Nipples, Affect: Pointy nipples

Tight spandex disco inferno pants-ac 15, +15 cha, -2 wis, Clot: Legs, Affect: Cute buns

Staff of whoop ***-2H blunt, atk 90, dly 19, affect: can of whoop ***

N*Sync Cds- For the teeny bopper necromancer quest


I hope this helped us clear up some unanswered questions.

Karai Tunaria
Dragons of Hope
Paladin
E Marr Server


BAH! You stole my Phara Dar strategy
# Apr 04 2001 at 11:21 PM Rating: Default
http://eqbeastiary.allakhazam.com/search.shtml?id=4622&mid=97479791618868
I was so careless!
# Mar 30 2001 at 5:55 PM Rating: Default
When my Dwarven Shadowknight guild, Deathknights of Brell, took her down (see earlier post) we must have missed looting the "Tight spandex disco inferno pants". Dangnabit! Note to meself, loot more carefully. I know a troll who could use them thar stats!

Darn good post, me bucko. Aye fyne Ale awaits ye!
#Anonymous, Posted: Mar 29 2001 at 6:09 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) :)
#Anonymous, Posted: Mar 25 2001 at 6:56 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) ROFL
#Anonymous, Posted: Mar 21 2001 at 7:10 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) triton on povar killed her just yesterday with the help of a few other guilds took over 100 people first we killed almost every mob in the zone that we could then the 30 most uber people we had grouped up to take her down wile the other 70 stayed to take out any more mobs who would come to her aid this way we wouldnt crash from too many people attacking here as people from the tunare groups died others from the mob killin groups moved in we had to rotate thru many itmes befor she died tanks would die and be ressed too fight agin many many times took over 2 hours to kill her she has an estimated hp of over a million
RE: how to keel her
# Apr 10 2001 at 5:56 PM Rating: Default
I nominate this post for "Worst Fake Tunare Killing Strategy". Anyone second the nomination?? At least most of the other fakes were entertaining.
RE: how to keel her
# Apr 07 2001 at 2:16 AM Rating: Default
Why?

You are clearly full of it, considering Triton has said nothing about this on their webpage and they are a guild that couldn't shut their mouths about it if they wanted to. Yet you post this without even leaving your name. So it can't possibly be to make us respect you for your "insider information". So what is it?

/boggle

It's posts like this that make me generally ignore any and every comment on allakhazam. Wish the few didn't have to ***** things up for the many.
#Anonymous, Posted: Apr 04 2001 at 2:00 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Lol I don't see anything on the triton website about this Killing of Tunare. So this is another bs post made by a not so creative person.
RE: how to keel her
# Apr 03 2001 at 11:09 PM Rating: Default
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Yer full of crud =P
It's also nearly impossible to organize a 50 person raid, let alone a 100 person raid. I'm not saying that someone hasn't killed Tunare, but definately not the people you are describing, or the way you are describing. I think you are just getting a little to creative here.

I'm not even gonna bring up your lack of punctuation. Must have taken you an hour to type that up. Don't mean this as a flame, but cmon man dont spoil the seriousness of the game for everyone else by making up stories; it just makes you look dumb.
#Anonymous, Posted: Mar 27 2001 at 3:16 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Ah can i have a loot list and Stats so i can drool please.-Aranh Druid of the 46's season
#Anonymous, Posted: Mar 24 2001 at 12:25 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) You forgot one thing in your last post. It's called punctuation. Look into it.
HEY!, wheres Fironia vie? lol
# Mar 17 2001 at 8:38 AM Rating: Default
Isnt she suppose to be a demi god or something? and isnt she suppose to be Tunare's daughter? oh well, i guess the only way you could slain her would be to beat up the box eq came in =\
RE: HEY!, wheres Fironia vie? lol
# Apr 27 2001 at 11:08 PM Rating: Default
isnt innoruks daughter the avatar of tunare? if so then wouldnt it make feronia inny's daughter? and also ytunares daughter? just wondering i might be totally off on this but pls dont smoke me for asking a question.

RE: HEY!, wheres Fironia vie? lol
# Mar 23 2001 at 6:50 PM Rating: Default
fironia Vie is the King of felwithe's daughter... he has two daughters in fact... fironia is one... can you name the other??? --Jemma Whiterose Rallos Zek Server "paladin for the good of Tunare and the Destruction of PK's"
Damionde your new to this game, aren't you?
# Mar 12 2001 at 5:25 PM Rating: Decent
It was a complete joke man. First thing that should have tipped you off was the gnome monk crack. roflmao. that would be hilarious. Then check out the rest. none of it makes any sense. Iksar paladins, bear pets (not charmed ones), dwarven enchanters, the list goes on. Then look at the list of loot. Most of it's made up and the stuff that isn't is easily attained at level 10. Thanks for the laugh hamhock. BTW love the way you signed out.
Neanderthal
1st keg. hehe
ECI rocks
# Mar 12 2001 at 10:42 AM Rating: Default
Yo ECI could take her down EASY!!!
ECI rocks
# Mar 12 2001 at 10:42 AM Rating: Default
Yo ECI could take her down EASY!!!
how to pull
# Mar 11 2001 at 7:06 PM Rating: Decent
Personally, I am a druid of Tunare, so I wouldn't pull her, but I understand there may be some evil races that might want to. I would suggest putting out a shout....Something like Monty Python:
"Hey Tunare, Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries."
or if that doesn't work, climb the tree, hail her and make your move:
"Hey baby, your parents must've been retarded, 'cause you're sooooo special.", then run like the wind.
RE:ROTFL
# Mar 11 2001 at 5:44 PM Rating: Decent
Better hope the programmers have a heartattack when you fight her. =)
#Anonymous, Posted: Mar 11 2001 at 4:11 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post)
#Anonymous, Posted: Mar 11 2001 at 4:11 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) bribe some programmer to give you a nuclear bomb
BOOYAH
# Mar 11 2001 at 1:43 AM Rating: Default
I laugh at any who tries to kill this Goddess, finally a "God" is really a God, Tunare kicks ***** Im thinking about 5 guilds, with at least 20 60's will take this one down if they can,.. a mulicast of Sunstrike or Ice comet perhaps... Good luck
ROTFL
# Mar 10 2001 at 9:34 AM Rating: Decent
She's the lengendary black beast of aaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhHHhhhhh~!!!!!!!!111
#Anonymous, Posted: Mar 09 2001 at 3:56 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) 50 level 60 rogues + assasinate = 32000x50 dmg =)
#Anonymous, Posted: Mar 31 2001 at 11:50 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Too bad there isnt 50 lvl 60 rogues on any one server
#Anonymous, Posted: Mar 10 2001 at 7:31 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Ummm...rogues can't asassinate anything over level 45 (I know you're only joking) so your theory could never work :-)
Not like her pictures
# Mar 08 2001 at 6:28 PM Rating: Decent
She doesn't quite look like her pictures in the EQ intruction book, lol
Tunare Killed. Here's How
# Mar 07 2001 at 7:04 PM Rating: Good
Killing Tunare can and has been done. Verant has done a good job balancing the classes versus the mobs. Read on if you want to try this.

A week ago my guildies, The Deathknights of Brell, got tired killing Coldains, Dragons, snow bunnies and dating the Frost Giant gals. We'd heard of this 'treehugger plane' and decided to go take a look. Who knows? Maybe we might find something interesting.

As we roamed the plane swatting at Treants, Pumas and other assorted miscellanea we came across this treehouse with some babe named Tunare in it. After a moment of stunned silence, followed by a respective chorus of, "Whoa, It's their god or something," we proceeded with our plan to take Her down.

First, we sent our Gnome monk up the tree to pass her a few quick slaps and then jump down. It worked, he slapped, jumped, she followed, he died before he hit the ground. But he knew it was dangerous when he took the assignment. Here's to you, Droodmuncher.

Next, our Woodelf Cleric cast Tashani on the god to lower It's magic resistance. It's unresistable and our cleric loves that spell (we have to keep her humored for her rez). Anyway, with the Tunare's magic resistance lowered, we prepared to open up on her with all we got.

Noticing that She was about to cast, our Iksar Paladin ran up and successfully Bashed her. We got off our spells without resists. I cast my shadowknight dot, Fiery Brew of Brell (1300 dmg over 30 secs). Our Troll druid managed to Ensnare, Barbarian necro cast something that made her look like a bouncing skele (love that spell) and our High Elf warrior engaged it with his Ghoulbane.

The tanks knew that they'd probably die and they did within a few rounds but we kept up the barrage of chain casting. Since we knew our tanks would probably die, our Cleric used her mana on blasting with Smite instead of healing. Our Dwarf Enchanter continued to debuff and stun, and I sent my summoned Bear pet in. Once we'd done sufficient initial damage, our Ogre wizard began chain casting Ice Comets (most took but expect one or two resists).

After a couple of minutes of very hard casting, Tunare was about half down, our tanks were dead and we were running low on mana. Thinking quickly our enchanter cast Charm on one of her guards and sat down to med.

Eventually, we managed to kill her. I have to admit, it wasn't an easy fight. 3 dead and 4 alive. But the trick is to keep her snared, keep bashing her so she can't cast, expect your tanks to die and above all else, get your necro to cast that bouncing skele spell.

Here's the loot list off Tunare:
Splitpaw Hide Gloves
Cracked Staff
Tunic of Tunare (+2 wis, +35 str, -60 mana, Wiz Nec Enc)
Helm of Tunare (+30 wis, War only)
Boots of Tunare (-2 wis, +30 cha, dru only)
Gloves of Tunare (-45 cha, -10 int, Enc)
Faded Salil's Writ
Foraged Berries

Hope this helps. Good luck to all you God Hunters out there.

Hamhok D'bone, 16th Keg Shadowknight
Deathknights of Brell
Tunare Server
#Anonymous, Posted: Mar 17 2001 at 1:17 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) All I have to say is her loot doesn't look all that good! :(
rofl
# Mar 08 2001 at 5:44 PM Rating: Good
Hamhok strikes again. You goofball! That's hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.

I had to do a doubletake on your loot list too!
OK
# Mar 08 2001 at 12:22 PM Rating: Decent
Good imagination. Almost had me going until I saw puma, gnome monk (that would be funny to see tho), and it kept getting worse from then on. But I'll have to admit, it was a laugh.
LOL
# Mar 07 2001 at 9:30 PM Rating: Default
LOL, nice comic posting hehehe
RE: Tunare Killed. Here's How
# Mar 07 2001 at 8:35 PM Rating: Default
That is the Gayest thing I have ever heard in my life dude! No one has killed her yet and with your badass group of Classes and Races that do not mix I can almost bet my life that you didn't either! So just go kill yourself...please!
#Anonymous, Posted: Mar 26 2001 at 2:45 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) wow, a troglodyte illiterate enough to use "gay" as a perjorative.
#Anonymous, Posted: Mar 31 2001 at 3:45 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Nice. Quoting TMBG. Love it
#Anonymous, Posted: Mar 28 2001 at 7:39 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) don't be so damn gay you gay, homosexual buttpirateing, pillowbiteing, fudgepacking, **** burler!
#Anonymous, Posted: Mar 28 2001 at 7:38 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) don't be so damn gay you gay homosexual butpirate!
#Anonymous, Posted: Apr 08 2001 at 10:32 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) To me, you're not funny. To me you're a bigot, a homophobe, and a prime reason why Gay people have such a battle to be accepted. Why not be a Racist while you're at it? Sorry to tell you dude but your leader, Adolf Hitler, is DEAD!!! Get that swastika off your bald head and get yourself a job.
#Anonymous, Posted: Mar 31 2001 at 12:05 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) erm...i hope you knew he was joking....
RE: Tunare Killed. Here's How
# Mar 16 2001 at 5:48 PM Rating: Default
Can someone PLEASE buy Damionde a sense of humor?? Wow.....
RE: Tunare Killed. Here's How
# Mar 10 2001 at 7:29 PM Rating: Decent
its called sarcasm. get a life.
#Anonymous, Posted: Mar 09 2001 at 12:46 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) is this ****** real? oh and gnome monks kick *** *nods*
RE: Tunare Killed. Here's How
# Mar 10 2001 at 11:03 AM Rating: Decent
Hmm...
I 'think' it was a joke, so everyone read and enjoy.
Gave me a good laugh
RE: Tunare Killed. Here's How
# Mar 19 2001 at 11:33 PM Rating: Default
necro barbarian was a bit of a giveaway...
RE: Tunare Killed. Here's How
# Apr 05 2001 at 2:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Aye...as was the Ogre Druid...funny as hello tho!
RE: Tunare Killed. Here's How
# Mar 22 2001 at 10:19 AM Rating: Decent
Not that the Iksar Paladin wasn't, or the long fabled gnome monk...
Verant...
# Mar 04 2001 at 10:39 PM Rating: Default
Why does Verant make the evil gods so easy while the nice ones are so hard? Are they proving a point, good guys always win? I think the evil gods should get more powerful, or the good ones should get nerfed.
KILL
# Mar 04 2001 at 11:50 AM Rating: Decent
It would be nice to see her die once just to see what she drops but gods are getin too freekin powerfull and i personaly will never kill Bristlebane because why would you wana kill your own god it mite get pissed at you and make you kos to everyone or some sort of outcast.

Well mabe on second thought what better way to prove your power than kill them. Of corse why worship them when you can kill them so i dono.
Killing Tunare
# Feb 25 2001 at 9:47 PM Rating: Default
So far, I theorize it will be near impossible to kill her. Both her guardians have around 300k hp, and I think aggroing them will aggro her- I estimate she has over 500k hp, and plus, she can heal, and might have some other special unknown abilities.

Asarn Sunchaser
27 Druid
#Anonymous, Posted: Feb 24 2001 at 6:35 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) hey has anyone actually killed her yet if so can u explain how it was that'd be cool if possible thanks
Finally a God worth being called one
# Feb 22 2001 at 2:31 AM Rating: Decent
After all the deaths of the Gods Verant finally starts to crank up the power on one of them. Think about it a regular being should not be able to kill a God, and Tunare is pretty much unkillable.
After all...
# Apr 06 2001 at 3:22 AM Rating: Default

She is one of the principal gods of the world you know...
Since`Inno is a simple "prince" of hate... Its normal that the difference be that big,...
Just imagine VEeshan or Brell... Man that could hurt!!!!

Lets consider it normal that a GOD wont get killed, expecialy this one hehe... Gods are gods after all... You wont get to their feet... Its a game, and why kill a god? Loot?? Come on.. .get a life:-)
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