Barrel Barge  

if this has a lvl----50 how many hitpoints it got ill go kill it just 4 the free xp if it dont hit ya and knock ya off da boat

I cant belive so many people wolud make all these post over a stupid boat

Never seen so many retards posting in one thread.

"DUHH I KILLED THE BOAT THEN I LEVITATED IT AND THE GMS CAME AND KILLED IT I'M 1337 d00dz!"

"WOW I FARTED ON THE BOAT AND IT KILLED ME"

"I SMELL LIKE POO"

Are you people STUPID?

AHHHHHH, how can you kill a fuking barge?

Boats are cruel.
Boats can push you into the sea.
Boats can kick.
Boats can smash.
Boats are mean.
Boats are level 120.
Boats cast spells.
The spells do 4000 damage.
Boats can slash.
Boats drop 200plat.
Boats are evil.
Boats are dark elves in disquise.
Boats lurk at night.
Boats stalk thier prey.
Boats WILL GET YOU!!!


by Menyx level 16 WAR (cazic-thule server)

I hoped you enjoyed this totally FAKE poem about boats none is true about this poem so DON'T WORRY.

The barge was movin real slow one day so I kicked it and it kicked me back ........the end......

I buffed a boat once...
It was pretty ugly when it took advantage of leviate... a vicious boat out of water... musta killed half the people in the zone before a few GM's zoned in and killed it. Told me never to do that again or they'd delete my account.


Azuthe
Wizard 14th
Karana

/me kills barge......


-Gheynes, lvl 20 ranger, bristlebane

how can a boat attack i maen like how can it be 50 too it should be lvl 1 its just real dumb

ok all i got to say is whoever wrote that long ass story it was gay and wated 5 minutes of my life to read it and now i feel stupider cause i read it Noob

well all i know is that those barrels hold beer

WTF you cannot attack it

you know, it would be interesting to loot a barrel barge. Like I said about the boat, it may drop the Wooden Plank Staff +50 to all resists and +100 to all attributes. VERY VERY VERY rare drop. Common drop is a wooden shaft to make arrows, and uncommon drop is a " Piece of broken flute" for a Freeport bard quest and the extremely rare drop is the "Unknown piece of flesh" You take it to Tunare in the Plane of Growth and she gives you 10k for it. lol. Also, when you give it to her, she'll reward you with the Wooden Plank Staff, so you wont have to kill the barge or boat again. (hehe, I'm not done yet.)
Whew...I hate talkin this much, cramps in my fingers. Ok, ok, the rarest drop next to the staff is the " Mystikal Staff of Mischief" It would be the key o get into the Plane of Mischief.
Are you excited? it sounds exciting but its only one of my odd suggestions, if you want to see another one of my suggestions, take a look at what i wrote for the "Boat". ONE more thing, if you want to get to the POM, go to the Oasis with the "Mystikal Staff of Mischief" and enter through the top of Spectre tower, although, you'll have to be a high enough lvl to kick spectre ass, but I think you can manage it. Enter the portal to the Plane of Hate and find Cazic Thule. Get a group to help you kill him and then when hes dead, loot the "Unholy top of Mischief". You'll have to run to Thuragdin in Velious and hail High Priest Thufiran and he will say, "What do you be seeking in the vast faceless city?" You say, " I have the key to the Plane of Mischief" he will say, "Excellent! Excellent! Here, take this bag and create the final key to the Plane of Mischief!" He will give you a "Chest of unknown Power" and combine the Staff and the Top and you will create, " The Beholders staff of Mischief" it has no attributes, but its the only way to get into the POM. When you are done, talk to Thufiran and he will say, "Splendid! you have created the key which no man has ever created! go! and forfill the wishes of Bristlebane Thizzlethorpe! He shall guide you when you get there!" ( hehehe, this sounds pretty long, doesnt it?) Well, when hes done talkin, you are TP'd to a giant gate, and it will say ZONING PLEASE WAIT..........
YOU HAVE ENTERED THE UNKNOWN GATEWAY
And you will see a giant gate with two guards that look like Cazic Thule! But if you worship Bristlebane, you will have no problem gettin past them, if you dont worship Bristle, then you're in a hell of a lot of trouble my friend. Here's what ya do. if you are lvl 60+, then you will have an advantage, see, you root the stupid things and run like hell! they hit for around 3000-4000 damage and you cant bind in this unknown zone, so you better not blow it! You not have a chance of getting your corpse back if you die so be careful!!! When you get to the giant doors that have blue light peering through, click on the door and it will pop a one slot box up that says "Key hole" and place the Staff you created in Thuragdin in the one slot and hit enter and then it will say, " You have now unlocked the Plane that was once forgotten, be aware that this area is a similarity to hell, so be cautious and aware of what lerks in here...Go! And God's Speed with you mortal! And then....ZONING PLEASE WAIT..
...................................................................................................................................................... CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE ENTERED THE PLANE OF MISCHIEF LOL, right when you enter, you'll be attacked by a humongous steel golem that hits for 5000dmg or more! but if you worship Bristlebane, he'll con to you apprehensively or indifferently. when you get past the golem, you'll see a giant bridge, cant even see the other end!! you'll have to cross it and on the way, you'll run into giant fire drakes, bigger then Trakanon! Bigger than Voxx! bigger than Lord Nagafen!!! I'm tellin ya, they're huge!!!! Get past the bridge alive and you'll see big fat hairy toed Bristlebane Thizzlethorpe by a giant hole which they call his, " Domain " Hail him and he will say, " Hello worthy traveler, I know you have come a long way to get here so I will spare your life. If you shall want to explore my " domain " trust in your inner self and jump in this rather "big" hole we are standing next to." If you jump, you die, so dont do it. thizzlethorpe is playin with your head. What you should do is put on lev, hit the guy, and run run run across the giant "canyon" and turn around when ya get to the other side an you'll see that Bristlebane is kaput. the moron just jumped right in! lol! when hes rid of, he is actually...a placeholder...yes thats right, a placeholder... After about 5 hours of Bristle's death, a very rare enemy named, well, its a familiar name to you maybe, " Bertoxxulous." hehe, you thought he was a legend, nope. Hes real as gold. If you want to get your ass kicked, all you have to do is walk up to him and " hail Bertoxxulous " and he will say...this is a killer..." Mortal! What for are thou disturbing me?! None shall come here on behalf of Bristlebane Thizzlethorpe!" and guess what? yep, he uses his spell " Death's strong touch" and ya know what? He hits ya for over 10000 damage with that spell an you die, also, you lose your body cuz it falls in the big hole. if you want to get it, go get a lev and go on down. I have no hell of an idea on what is down there. if theres anything you see down there that is interesting, tell me or post it up..signing off....


Farluss Mchandluss
House of Elder
56th season shaman
(you guess what my server is, lol)



damn this was a long post, wasnt it. Its kinda like an Epic quest. LOL

ATTENTION: DO NOT DO THIS QUEST IT IS ONLY A SUGGESTION NOT REAL, BUT IT WOULD BE PRETTY COOL THOUGH..Farluss Mchandluss....signing off...

u can't kill boats it says "you cant attack that"

Did anyone ever try to kill one of these? Wouldn´t it be interesting to see what loot it would hold?

The Barge gos from the Oasis to Ogre Island wher you have to run around and to the right to get to the Other pier/dock. There wait for the boat to take you to the Overthere.

I have never, in my 6 levels in the oasis of Marr seen the barge, does it come to the pier on the mainland, or the pier on the island

I went from Oasis to the Ogre Camp in the Timorous Deep. Anyone know where to catch the boat to The Overthere? I asked the zone and the response people gave was, "It's overthere." That was it, I gated to Oasis and my lvl 47 DRU friend gave personal escort to Lake of Ill Omen. I got "overthere" quicker than those back in the Ogre Camp!

Akel Dama, Level 23 DE NEC of E'ci