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guano harvester  

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Uploaded July 24th, 2007

He is spawns invisible around the bat caves. He's a level 25 fire goblin, pretty low lvl for the dungeon he is in, and very very rare. Steiner - Sol Ro

Pic by: Torlan~Bloodsabre

Category: EverQuest
This page last modified 2008-01-02 15:01:07.

Level: 17
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He Still spawns and drops both cloak and bag as of 4-22-10
# Apr 23 2010 at 5:21 PM Rating: Decent
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I am an old school bag collector, and any character I play must have a large soiled bag. Its just a preference to days gone by.

First a couple things about Guano.

1 - He pops in Bats near the pounding stone. Up the path from the stone trap is a bat in an alcove. To the immediate right is a path that leads into a little room with 2 bat spawns. Guano will pop right in this area.

2 - He immediately invis's himself and while the bats will aggro you if your standing around, Guano will NOT.

3 - Guano roams, so if you dont kill him on spawn, he will roam around and unless you track you will not know he is up.

My guide to camping him.

1 - If you have the plat to fund it. Just park yourself and your merc right in middle of bats. If your relatively high enough (I was 60) your merc will just kill them and you ignore them.

2 - Set up an audio trigger with the phrase "Guano Harvester" as he casts invis right upon spawning. Set it very loudly and you will know when he pops. This leaves you to do other things in RL like work or laundry.

3 - When your trigger goes off, RUN ! KILL ! LOOT !...then if bag drops..gate away very happy 8)


In any event. I camped the Guano not knowing if he was still around as it had been a few years since I needed one.

I camped him yesterday and today for a total of about 13 hours. I was beginning to think he had been taken out of game, but he finally popped the first time about 9 hours or so into it.

He gave me his old cloak (the rare drop I was NOT wanting). Sooooo back to a camping for it. About 3 hours later he popped again and dropped my new bag! Happy days.

For those of you wondering why I find his bag so useful its because it holds lots and lots of ORE. It may be small item bag, but ore is tiny/small and fit nicely in it.

That and not many folks running around have old school stuff like the bag. Its a nice link item / conversation piece.
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He's still there
# Sep 11 2006 at 3:51 PM Rating: Decent
Running around Sol B with some alts last night 9/10/06. This guy was up and dropped the soiled bag. Being small items only kind of sucks, but I guess he's not going to scoop the poop in a giant bag.
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Lol
# Jul 13 2005 at 2:12 PM Rating: Default
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Quano = bat poo..
Doesnt it kinda tell the story what's he doin here? =P
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Is this mob still in game?
# Jul 07 2005 at 10:08 AM Rating: Decent
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I have camped this mob for last month haven't seen it. I am a wizzy so always have see invis up [ Familar is see invis buff ].
Large bag
# Feb 20 2005 at 6:34 PM Rating: Decent
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I dropped this guy this morning & all he had was a "large bag" with no weight reduction. I will kill him again & see if he no longer drops the soiled bag.
easy
# Aug 15 2004 at 6:12 AM Rating: Decent
Was farming a while back and doing AA's at the entrance to the bat area when this guy jumps me. Very easy kill. no prob for a 55 pally. He dropped the bag which i have since used frequently for farming ore. If he would have left me alone i would have never known he was there LOL!
Didn't know this guy exisited
# May 24 2004 at 5:55 AM Rating: Decent
Was plvling a friend in sol b we were killing bats and this goblin walks by never seen him before aggroed me when I sat down. Killed him he dropped the bag. Nice bag!
Woot
# Jan 10 2004 at 5:16 AM Rating: Default
Got him today, he seems to wander around a lot.Took me a while to seperate him from other mobs, sorry for all the trains to the people at sol a line =/. Anyway, dropped bag and im happy.
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I would hate to have his job
# Oct 26 2003 at 7:46 PM Rating: Good
29 posts
LOL guano harvester huh? Id hate to have his job. Wonder what they do with the guano there aint much light down there in those caves so it can't be for fertilizer.
no need to roll
# Jun 24 2002 at 8:39 PM Rating: Default
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ya wonder if the next patch will show a becon above the players head on the amount of times , (he and or she)has hit /q <enter>, after looting , sad sad sad ,, but it does happen
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#Anonymous, Posted: Jun 20 2002 at 1:17 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Ok say your in a group and this dude spawns and even if its alpha loot (i hate alpha loot) you make sure you the one to loot em so then what you do is get whatevers on him and as soon as you put it in your inventory you type /q and hit enter and you quit then dont get on for awhile and you get to keep the item) works very well btw just dont do it to much
RE: dont have to roll
# Jan 27 2004 at 7:27 PM Rating: Default
truely ... i wanna know who mr. Anonymous is ...
RE: dont have to roll
# Jan 20 2004 at 2:13 PM Rating: Decent
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Bad news, these servers are very small. Word of ninja looters does get around and people do get reputations. And once you got a rep, if you are lfg, the first topic of conversation is: No, I dont think we want that guy, he ninja looted on me last month and logged.

The fake LD also doesn't work. If you go LD only once a night, everyone knows what happened if you go LD 15 seconds after looting a good drop or before paying for an MQ.
RE: dont have to roll
# Aug 06 2002 at 3:08 AM Rating: Decent
23 posts
wow.. die please.
RE: dont have to roll
# Jun 22 2002 at 1:54 AM Rating: Decent
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Please post your name and server. I have a list I'd like to add your name to.

Hushed
51 Rogue Povar
Honor and Justice
#Anonymous, Posted: May 01 2002 at 7:31 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) ran past crusher and there he was no invis just waiting for me to axe him. So i did muha cloak.
Trivial loot still apply?
# Apr 30 2002 at 3:04 AM Rating: Default
I thought they did away with trivial loot code entirely. Do you still have to be low level for him to drop items?

ThreeD 49 Monk - Rodcet Nife
RE: Trivial loot still apply?
# Feb 04 2004 at 5:44 PM Rating: Decent
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Thought so too. Actually its not right. The bag at least is not magical and dropped for us, even though he was very green.

Ilfjandel
49th Cleric of tunare on FV
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RE: Trivial loot still apply?
# Apr 30 2002 at 7:28 PM Rating: Default
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No, he'll drop items regardless of level, they did away with trivial loot code (although I don't think it was ever present in this zone). However I think there is still trivial loot code on Firiona Vie server (roleplaying server) so you'd have to be low level on that server.
RE: Trivial loot still apply?
# May 30 2004 at 2:03 AM Rating: Decent
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Oddly enough.... jsut had it drop on a VERY high level group.... most odd....
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hes not invis
# Apr 28 2002 at 12:15 PM Rating: Decent
i have camped bats many times and i have seen him pop not invis like 3 times
RE: hes not invis... yet
# Oct 14 2002 at 2:26 PM Rating: Decent
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He probably pops visible, then casts invis on himself... this is how how a lot of 'invis' mobs do it...

just an FYI
#Anonymous, Posted: Apr 21 2002 at 11:52 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Could i sit with my 45 ranger and camp him or would bats aggro? Only hunted kobolds and naggy himself in the lair.
#ThorianArcaneReign, Posted: Jun 09 2002 at 10:31 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) The bats would agro you.
Talk about luck
# Mar 22 2002 at 2:51 AM Rating: Default
i was in a group campin the BnB room, was there about an hour when he poped i didnt know what he was for so we killed, drops cloak of shadows. i was using a kunzar cloak so im sittin there drooling but i lost roll by one. so im sittin there feelin bad when he pops again about 30 mins later. DROPS THE CLOAK AGAIN!! and i lost roll by one AGAIN! i was so pissed, but i havent won anything since prolly a fine steel wepon at dervs so i am WAY over due for a killer score. its gonna happen some day.
Ziefer Kniefer
42 rogue of Lanys
Sol A
# Feb 21 2002 at 12:50 PM Rating: Decent
A guy came into Sol B a couple of weeks ago and was going to hunt this guy. If you are going to go after him the best way is to get yourself a map of Sol A and come in the zone that is right behind where he spawns. The zone is pretty deep in Sol A but it is alot easier than fighting your way to him like that poor monk was trying to do.
#Anonymous, Posted: Feb 17 2002 at 3:30 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Hehe was sitting down in Bat 1 trying to ding 53 soloing bats... Mend failed and I was filling out a bug report. When I came back, there he was sitting right in front of me! (Non invis too) whacked him quick, now I have 3 100% wt red bags, woot! (on dragon bag, one tink bag, and one soiled)
#clansilvermoon, Posted: Mar 07 2002 at 1:48 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Edited, Thu Mar 7 13:49:11 2002
How Can a Monk See Guano?
# Feb 12 2002 at 6:40 PM Rating: Default
I have been trying to hunt this guy for some time. I have used Bracer of the Hidden (See invis effect: triggered, and the Qeynos badge of honor (untriggered see invis effect) and I still cannot see him. Am I bugged or am I doing something wrong? Let me know please.
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RE: How Can a Monk See Guano?
# Feb 22 2003 at 10:31 AM Rating: Decent
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well, I'm not sure if he was just bugged on the day that I went to farm him, but I had the same problem with my monk, so I brought in my druid to track him.... he tracked to waayyyy over by king room walking back and forth.... so either he's a wanderer, or, as I say, was bugged at that point... I'll update when I get more info
RE: How Can a Monk See Guano?
# Mar 13 2002 at 6:32 PM Rating: Default
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I heard killing the noble will cause him spawn every so many noble kills. just a rumor i heard.
Level 25?!
# Feb 11 2002 at 6:23 AM Rating: Default
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Speaking of Firiona Vie and trivial loots. Was in there just an hour ago and Guano boy showed. Anyhow we cleared a path to him and had a 24 druid self port into lava and showed her in. Path cleared, drew him down to her....he was LIGHT BLUE to a level 24 druid. So he is by no means level 25 and yes in this zone, on this server it is very difficult to actually have someone come in and get this that is low enough to do it. He dropped the bag.
#Anonymous, Posted: Jun 20 2002 at 1:25 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Btw they monsters change lvls every spawn
Keeled
# Jan 28 2002 at 11:38 PM Rating: Default
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I am lvl 43 warr, was in King room and my cleric heard Guano casting a spell. Got a see invis and went on a mad rush to find him. Found him in the bat room near the chomping stone 2 or 3 rounds and he took off running. Was gonna keel him even if he ran straight to Naggy hehe. Few more hits ded, got the bag. woulda luved the cloak though
Tracking
# Jan 25 2002 at 5:06 PM Rating: Default
It says here that he spawns invisisble, I've never tried to find out, but does tracking work for invis MOBs?
RE: Tracking
# Apr 04 2002 at 7:22 AM Rating: Good
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Yes.
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#mallorian, Posted: Jan 20 2002 at 5:58 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) ive seen and killed the GH many times he is not as rare as you'd think unfortunatly i have yet to see this cloak drop and any melee class below 45 you will die if you attack him but should be able to kill him and loot before the ldcs/bats take you down make sure to have a bag slot open for quick looting ive lost several bags because i was dead before i had time to get it so moral is root him or else you hit him a few times and he takes off down the lefthand hall in bnb, even if you didnt have aggro on you before youll find something ) or if your camping bnb hes yours )
RE: inmy experience
# Feb 05 2004 at 8:41 AM Rating: Excellent
13 posts
What is wrong nowadays, about using punctuation?
Posts like that should get auto Awful score..
The cloak
# Jan 10 2002 at 11:01 PM Rating: Default
Im a pally. Should i go with his cloak (assuming i can get one, hehe) or my Aegis of Life?

Sars AardvarkOfSpork, Paladin of the 35th Storm, Senior Officer of the Ring of Intrigue, Baker Extrodinaire, Luclin Server.
spawning
# Dec 06 2001 at 6:32 PM Rating: Default
this is actually a VERY rare spawn. on the other hand, it is completely (rarely) random, so he could spawn twice in 10 minutes, or he could spawn once in a wekk. completely random
Bag
# Nov 26 2001 at 3:43 AM Rating: Default
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Bought it in EC for 400 plat. tickled pink to have it. great for keeping stax of food stuffs in. its lore but not no drop. 25 Nov 2001
#Anonymous, Posted: Nov 12 2001 at 6:16 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Hey how many hp's and how hard does this guy hit for and can a 52 druid solo him with arggos?
#Anonymous, Posted: Nov 12 2001 at 6:12 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Hey can a 43 War solo this guy? and where does he spawn?
RE: BOOOOOO
# Jan 01 2002 at 12:57 AM Rating: Decent
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Why ask a question like that? He is a level 25, for all practical purposes, if you do not feel you can handle a NPC almost 20 levels below you then you should give all of your equipment to a noobie and go play Nintendo.

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Pera Medek ~ 20th Cleric

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RE: BOOOOOO
# Apr 04 2002 at 3:20 PM Rating: Default
Maybe the question being asked is because he may be an undercon. You might need to lay off the PS2 and play EQ.
RE: BOOOOOO
# Apr 19 2002 at 9:54 PM Rating: Default
36 posts
Yes Many things are undercons in this game, but NOT 20 levels you goof.. oh should I say Mr. Anonymous..heh.

Sparge Fyrestorm ~ Warrior of the 54th Season
Tholuxe Paells
RE: BOOOOOO
# Apr 21 2002 at 11:59 AM Rating: Default
Go agro Frankel in N.Ro and tell me he is not a 20 level undercon. (After your CR that is!)
#Anonymous, Posted: Apr 21 2002 at 11:32 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Youre a homo!
#Anonymous, Posted: Apr 21 2002 at 11:31 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post)
RE: BOOOOOO
# Jun 12 2002 at 9:51 PM Rating: Default
Go try hitting the level 5 turtle in Iceclad Ocean, even with your level 50 warrior, and watch yourself get torn to pieces.
#Anonymous, Posted: Jun 20 2002 at 1:21 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) And what about ortillous cons my brother lvl 47 warrior green me lvl 28 warrior red and so we tryed killing him adn he wooped up on us whats teh deal there?
#Anonymous, Posted: Apr 21 2002 at 11:31 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) youre a homo!
He dropped the Cloak :(
# Nov 10 2001 at 6:12 PM Rating: Default
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Was pulling to our group from the Champion Room on Xev the other night (Nov 6, 2001) and went to go get a bat. I saw them stuck in the ceiling and asked the grouped how do I get them down. With Taunt they said. Great. So I walked around the corner and who do I see, Mr. Green Guano himself, along with two bats. I wanted to make sure I whacked him before he went invis which i was afraid he was going to do. After many stuns and whirls courtesy of the bats, I was able to guide all 3 to my awaiting party where we quickly dispatched the harvester and eventually the two bat brothers as well. He dropped the cloak much to my dismay, but it was still a great rush!
Soooo..
# Oct 23 2001 at 10:25 PM Rating: Default
5 posts
So basicaly his "real name" is bat sh*t collecter?
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guano harvester lol
# Oct 05 2001 at 5:49 AM Rating: Decent
omg. i cant believe they put a mob in the game named "guano harvester"

this guy ranks up there with the fisherman in east freeport named "bait masterson"

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Why
# Sep 16 2001 at 1:32 AM Rating: Default
Why cant you just track him down with invis on?
RE: Why
# Sep 04 2003 at 4:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Because you need see invis on to see him on track if he is invis.
random
# Sep 09 2001 at 2:47 AM Rating: Default
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in a bnb group, im pulling(52sk) and whatdyaknow theres guano (popped in the back by the lava, kinda near the lava beetle room) i instantly kill him with ht, drops the bag i lose roll of course hehe. then , about 20mins later he walks right into our camp, we kill him . dropped kos, i lose roll again. then about 2hrs later we moved to SS and i hear him casting, i run back to bnb, ht him and cos drops, and i lose roll again!!! hehe our group then disbanded but this proves that he is very random not rare
#Valdon, Posted: Jan 26 2003 at 11:36 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Thats crap, you basically have 6 people in a party. You discovred him pretty much all 3 times. My ass would have taken the bag and told the rest of them to @#@$ off... politely of course.
#lugtu, Posted: Sep 09 2001 at 2:44 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post)
random
# Sep 09 2001 at 2:44 AM Rating: Default
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#Anonymous, Posted: Jun 29 2001 at 6:44 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I killed this little mf..er in a like 3 rounds, dropped cloak, fk! so lucky!
#Anonymous, Posted: Jun 17 2001 at 7:08 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) guano is bat crap
Cloak of Shadows
# Jun 11 2001 at 10:55 PM Rating: Default
Got mine today. Group leader disbanded group cause he ahd to leave...someone said they were in BnB (thats where i was with remainder of group) so i wanted to see where they were...i went out to the little area inbetween left and right bnb and the named area...and they are standing there. Next thing i know...a little red goblin is walking in the hall (i have only shaman buffs and a few cleric buffs no see invis) and i immediatly atatck. sucka dropped the CoS and i wasted him so fast i wasnt funny. about 5-10seconds with duo lammy (no fbss) and being a warrior i wear this with pride.
Forestracker
# Jun 02 2001 at 9:58 PM Rating: Default
i killed this guy twice in one day, got both lots.
before that i had only seen him one othre time and sence i killed him twice i haven't seem him sence. so he is more random then rare.
Cloak of Shadows
# May 03 2001 at 3:28 PM Rating: Default
I was in the Champion room trying to get into a group as per usual, and got the message that he was casting a spell. Imediatly i cast see invis on self and ran around to the bat area.

There he was invis but didnt agro me, i cast root on him, 250 nuke with stun that broke his root and he started running..rooted again nuked and he died, he droped the cloak of the Shadows, with +13 dex it thought i would be nice for my alt warrior, then i looked up the price on eqprices..OMG 18K rated super rare for a moments work.

Triena 45th Druid of Xev
Guano Harvester
# Apr 26 2001 at 6:43 AM Rating: Default
I have a strategy that i plan to use on this guy, whenever i have about 20 hours to kill. Here it is...

Enter sol b the back way, thru sol a. This puts you right around the corner from the sonic bat room, where the harvester presumably spawns. Cast deadeye (46 sk). Sit there...kill bats...sit there...kill bats...sit there...

Eventually, if he shows, i HT him, to prevent him from running around and aggroing every mob in the place. The HT should kill him instantly. Will let you all know if this works.
Got the Cloak of Shadows today!
# Feb 24 2001 at 12:43 PM Rating: Default
We where going to form 2 groups for efferti(however you spell) Anyways and where at the ent. One of our members got 3 bats on him and needed help. Well I saw this sucker spawn right in front of me and either I had some kind of see invis on me(I dont think I did) or he spawns univis. all I know is that he quickly went uninvis. I alrdy had him targeted though and started beating the crap out of him. I was a lvl 44 warrior and my wurmslayer did a nice job and he was dead pretty quick. Sense my group was me the warrior 2 shamans and 1 ench 1 mag, I got the cloak. I wear it with pride now:)
Actually when I saw him I basically spamed the zone saying "omg it is guano" mabey a million times heck my group didnt even realize he spawned or I killed him till after I told them I looted the cloak of shadows!
RE: Got the Cloak of Shadows today!
# Feb 25 2001 at 1:05 AM Rating: Default
Correction Quickly went invis :)
#Kabreu, Posted: Mar 12 2001 at 10:04 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) u suck you got the Cloak the day before my Birthday mind giveing it to me as a present ?
Spawn spots
# Feb 14 2001 at 2:16 PM Rating: Default
From personal research, I can say that this SOB spawns somewhat randomly around the bat/bug area of SolB. Basically, im pretty sure that any SonicBat can be his PH. So, peeps in SS room and Bat1,Bat2 have much better chances.

-Syll of 7th Hammer
Woedin of Quellious
# Feb 08 2001 at 12:54 AM Rating: Default
EQ atlas puts this sucker right at the zone to sol a is that correct and does he move around after he spawns? I know alot of questions but does he spawn visable and cast invis or does he spawn invis?
RE: Woedin of Quellious
# Feb 24 2001 at 12:46 PM Rating: Default
He spawns uninvis and casts invis on himself. I know this because ive seen him do it. Be warned he cast invis on himself in the first 2 secs so I you see him spawn target him quick.
I saw him spawn a little after teh bat room near all the lava.
Funky mob
# Jan 27 2001 at 6:11 PM Rating: Default
Saw him three times in around 8 hours tonight, twice he spawned right on top of my group in bat 1 then proceeded to run like hell cause everyone jumped him before anyone thought to snare *rofl* But well worth the risk of chasing him around solb like nutters.. Dropped the bag both times for us, (I won one, yay) then it spawned in another part of bats section and another group got it.. we saw the agg message and apparently they got a bag too. Bag can only hold small stuff, wouldn't even hold my rod of insidious glamour (Biggest i managed to fit in was 2 weight stein of moggok) but is a nice toy anyway. He doesn't spawn invisible btw, you see him then it procs pretty soon after.. i say procs because i don't remember seeing him actually cast, just saw the invis animation (Could be wrong, kinda tired) Anyway, just wanted to give my info so people who are wanting him can have some idea of wait times.. these where my first sightings of him from camping bats for probably four days total. And i highly recommend remembering to snare, we ended up halfway across solb chasing him without ;)

Sillipuss, 47 rambling gnome enc.
Champions of Brell, Terris-Thule
Don't be fooled
# Jan 23 2001 at 8:32 PM Rating: Good
Sure this guy may be 25 but he is smack dab in the middle of an area that level 40+ do for experience and he's invis. You would need see invis to even see him and if you plan on camping him there better be a real nice group doing bugs killing everything else for you. Normally if he ever pops (which isn't very often) the bugs group gets him unless the king group can sneak in the back entrance and grab him. So if you are 25 and want the bag or cloak you need a full group of 40+ babysitting you if you want to even stay alive long enough to see him. By the way all the baddies in SOLB see invis so you have to fight your way to him, fight once you get there, and fight to get out. I have been in groups when he spawns and the 3 times I saw him from lvl 40-45 he dropped the bag 3 times, never a cloak =(
Basically these items are nice items you could "possibly" get if you camped the bug/bat area of SolB for many days. It takes more luck than anything. His spawn seems random you'd probably be able to earn the 5k for a tink bag before you could even get this one and this ony holds small items which normally only weigh point 1 to point 5 in weight. My monk fills the bag with shurikens to keep up his throwing skill mainly because nothing else I carry will fit in this small item bag. =( Aparently it's called a "large" bag just because it has 10 slots.
RE: Don't be fooled
# Apr 18 2001 at 10:40 AM Rating: Default
Actually the weight of the object does not matter. It is the size of the object. I have one of these bags and while farming in Sol A placed the large high grade ore and the Blue Brick in it. Talk about saving me some weight. The Blue Brick weighs a whopping 22.5 stones. 8)

finally found him
# Dec 01 2000 at 9:11 AM Rating: Default
2 nights ago we got the good old guano harvester
we were set in bat 1 -2 in between area before the lava river ( if that makes sense :) ) and, we heard him casting . we had all gotten see invis casted on us , and , our bard located him on tracking and starting casting her boastful bellow song to try to pull him out . . after about 5 minutes she got him , pulled him; and we killed him . he dropped the bag

he was kind of funny , after a few hits he went off a running , he really is so outgunned there , the poor little guy
Stop Killing Me!
# Oct 10 2000 at 11:11 PM Rating: Excellent
I am the Guano Harvester. I walk around all day collecting bat crap and putting it into my soiled bag. Every once in a while I see a player walking all over the poo that I am paid to clean. They track it throughout the dungeon! That makes me mad and I just HAVE to go attack them for it, because it makes my job ten times harder. Usually I lose because the player calls in his friends, but sometimes I win! When I try to loot the corpse, however, the game tells me I cannot loot their corpse at this time. Urgh! How annoying. I am not a vicious creature. I do not attack everyone just because I like to. I attack those who make my job harder - those who walk in my poo. So stop killing me, stop squishing poo, and I'll stop attacking you!

Thank you,
The Guano Harvester
RE: Stop Killing Me!
# Oct 05 2001 at 10:34 PM Rating: Default
ohhh so THATS why its called a soiled bag? omg gross.

thing is i understood that guano was poop. just never made the connection that a guano harverster's bag is soiled for a reason :P
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Aylliah Ravenlure 49 Enchantress
RE: Stop Killing Me!
# Aug 06 2001 at 11:31 PM Rating: Decent
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ROFLOLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Geez this is mega heeelarious!

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RE: Stop Killing Me!
# Aug 05 2001 at 6:38 PM Rating: Decent
43 posts
Boy, I sure want his job badly! Mm-mm, fresh guano. Leave me alone, of COURSE you don't want my cloak of shadows.
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#Anonymous, Posted: Mar 10 2001 at 3:27 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) ROTFLMMFAO!!! {|^D
RE: Stop Killing Me!
# Oct 21 2000 at 1:35 PM Rating: Default
God damn that is funny, I was laughing for 5 minutes, serious, thanks for putting that up anonymous =)
Kinsune Ninetails
Seventh Hammer
RE: Stop Killing Me!
# Feb 07 2001 at 2:08 PM Rating: Default
i gota agree, hella funny )
gota love a good poop joke )
Don't feel bad Atma
# Sep 12 2000 at 6:54 AM Rating: Default
I have bad rolls too. Got a 99 on Gargoyle eye in mistmoore (worth 8pp) and then got a 1 on a Crested Mistmoore Shield (worth a heck of a lot more)
HOWEVER, I have won a Sac Dagger, Lizzie Cloak, and other good caster stuff with it sometimes.
Bag??
# Jul 25 2000 at 9:26 PM Rating: Default
Anyone know how much the bag goes for in game?
No drop?
# Sep 09 2000 at 11:14 AM Rating: Default
From what I've heard this bag is just as good as the tinker's bag (10 slots, 100% weight reduction), but is a LORE, NO DROP item. Meaning one per customer, which is of course the first person to loot him ^_^...
RE: No drop?
# Sep 12 2000 at 10:50 PM Rating: Default
not no drop, just lore from what i know, and its just med and samall items, not as good as tink bag.

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