Speaker: Welcome to another evening at the 'I Hate Gix' Club. Today we have a new member, his name is Josef. Everybody say hello to Josef.
Club members: Hello, Josef.
Josef: Um, Hi. Mine is a simple tale. You've probably heard it. I was moving through the Commonlands to see if I could group up with some fellow players and, uh...
Gnome w/black eye: ...and you were jumped by some Dark Elf by the Toll Gate.
Josef: Yeah, I was minding my own business and didn't pick on anything!
Human nursing broken hand: Were you at full health?
Josef: Of course. I'd gotten healed coming back froma successful Orc group in the adecent zone.
Human: Doesn't make a bit of difference.
Josef: Anyway, I tried to run back to the zone, but ...
Halfling with swollen lip: He smacked you in, what, three hits?
Josef: Oh, yeah. I was amazed! I was armoured and buffed up the hoo-ha and he still...
Gnome: ...smacked you around like a little *****!
Josef: Yeah! Holy smoke! Who let this freak loose into the zone?
Halfling: Did you manage to get your corpse back?
Josef: Yup.
Halfling: Then you're one of the lucky ones......
Speaker: Well, there you have it. This brings this month's 'I Hate Gix' club to a close. Good night and watch out for that little freak.