Gren Frikniller  

You say, 'Hail, Gren Frikniller'

Gren Frikniller says, 'Aya, howdy there, _____. The name's Gren Frikniller. 'Niller the Killer', they used call me back in [Rivervale]. Anyway, I'm [Elisi's] personal bodyguard. Anyone tries to get to her, they gotta go through me first. And let me tell ya, I'm the quickest blade this side of Highpass, my friend!'

You say, 'Rivervale'

Gren Frikniller says, 'Rivervale? Well, it's far from here, thank Fizzlethorpe. They got more wanted posters with my face on 'em than they got trees there. I mean, 'tweren't my fault either. Just a friendly game of cards, and this little weasel catches me with an extra ace up my sleeve. Can you believe this kid calls ol' Grenny here a cheater, right in front of the whole bar?! So, you know, I gave him a quick cut, ear to ear, with me dagger... just to shut him up, you know. Suddenly, I'm a murderer? For simply defending myself?! Go figure!'

You say, 'Elisi's'

Gren Frikniller says, 'Elisi runs the show around here. She's usually a pretty busy lady. Dang smart, too. And it's my sworn duty to protect her at any cost, even with my very own life.'