Valaryn Elben  

NPC, non-quest

Level: 25
Expansion: Original
NPC Added: 0000-00-00 00:00:00
NPC Last Updated: 2020-11-26 16:49:37

Known Habitats:
  Ocean of Tears
Factions Decreased:
  Emerald Warriors -2
  Faydarks Champions -2
  Kelethin Merchants -8

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Life is like a box of MOBs
# Mar 13 2002 at 12:22 AM Rating: Decent
You pull one and you never know what you're gonna get. Have caution when attacking him.

Edited, Wed Mar 13 00:24:10 2002
#Anonymous, Posted: Jan 08 2002 at 10:33 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) To whom it may conscern here at allakhazam.com. I don't appreciate your "I want a big *****" popup. you annoying commercialism and **** me off popups are getting a bit old. As a woman, I don't want to attract women, I don't want a big *****, and I have more credit cards than I need. Get this crap off my computer. I never asked for it. I won't be back you pricks
#Anonymous, Posted: Jan 08 2002 at 10:33 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) To whom it may conscern here at allakhazam.com. I don't appreciate your "I want a big *****" popup. you annoying commercialism and **** me off popups are getting a bit old. As a woman, I don't want to attract women, I don't want a big *****, and I have more credit cards than I need. Get this crap off my computer. I never asked for it. I won't be back you pricks
RE: you suck
# Mar 12 2002 at 6:30 AM Rating: Default
Mmmmkay...get a clue.
First off, if this is the first time you got pop-ups when going to a website, then I submit you are new to the internet. They have to pay for the site, since you probably aren't.
Secondly, I have never seen any of the "How to attract women popups advertise (on the first page at least) about getting a big *$%*...so if you are seeing that, you must be clicking on the ad...thereby refuting your claim of non-interest.
Thirdly, if it really bothers you that much, put down the double fudge ripple and click on the little "X" in the corner of the window.
Fourthly, by saying you won't be back, you tell them that it doesn't matter if they take it down or not...because either way, they don't have to appease you any more.
And lastly, I feel I should justify the "double fudge ripple" remark. By your statement, you are clearly either a lesbian or pushing 1000 lbs...as a lesbian would obviously have no use for a big *&#%...and only morbidly obese women would claim that they wouldn't prefer a big *%#@...because they aren't getting either.
Thank you for your time.

PS: Of course, you won't see this because you won't be back as you said...but at least someone else may get a chuckle out of it. =)
RE: you suck
# Aug 31 2002 at 3:12 PM Rating: Default
32 posts
Well said.
RE: you suck
# Sep 16 2002 at 1:35 AM Rating: Decent
Eh. As a woman I can say that I don't prefer big #$*(& because they HURT. And I'm 30 and have had kids. Average is average for a reason. It's what is ideal for the human body.
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