Xegony the Queen of Air  

In light of the 40 minute CH rotation involved here, I took it upon myself
to take drastic measures to avoid insanity. Enjoy.

*edit* the petition was first sent right after Xegony was pulled, just for
reference. When I got my response she was slightly above half health.



You petition, 'Xegony is attempting to take
advantage of Hackhuis's intoxication by jiggling her ample bosom in an
overly suggestive manner. This "Boobie Taunt" frequently causes Hackhuis to
forget his duties e.g. hitting attack and standing still for 40 minutes. We
feel this is unbalancing to game mechanics and should be remedied
posthaste.'

...


You say to your guild, 'I'm still waiting for a
reply to my Boobie Taunt petition.'

...

Feness tells you, 'Greetings! Guide Feness at
your service. How can I help you tonight'

Players in EverQuest:
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* Guide * Feness (Wood Elf) ZONE: cshome

You say to your guild, 'HAHAHA they answered!!!!

Styxus tells the guild, 'lol no way'

You told Feness, 'Well, my petition was
concerning Xegony's propensity for wiggling her ample bosom in a suggestive
manner, it's causing our tank to forget his duties, e.g. standing still with
attack on and pressing taunt'

Feness tells you, 'May I just say.. HAHAHA HA

You told Feness, 'We have dubbed this the "Boobie Taunt" and we feel it is
unbalancing.

Feness tells you, 'I am sorry i dont mean to laugh but that was the best
thing I have heard all night long'

Feness tells you, 'what do you suggest I do about this?

Feness tells you, 'should I tell Hackhuis to please ignore the boobie taunt
and remember he is a warrior and should be above temptations of the flesh
especially from a hussy such as xegony? '

You told Feness, 'Well, I've heard of certain powerful magic users
discovering a mystical "Diminuitive Mammary" enchantment that may reduce the
Queen of Air's formidable assets to a more workable level'

You told Feness, 'I suggest implementing said enchantment

Feness tells you, 'for that you would have to talk to the developers via
/feedback and let them know that they need to give Xegnoy a breast reduction
so the tanks will not be so mezmerzied by her "boobie taunt". '

Feness tells you, 'in the meantime I suggest using a female warrior that
might not be so easily charmed by her "assets" so to speak.

You told Feness, 'Strategic measures we did not take into consideration.
Thank you for your assistance.'

Feness tells you, 'i have sent Hackhuis a tell instructing him to perhaps
ignore the boobie taunt and try to kill her instead of drooling all over
her. '

Hackhuis tells the guild, 'lol guide harrassing me about boobies now'

You told Feness, 'Thanks for answering by the way =P'

Feness tells you, 'no problem.. thank you for the laugh. what a good way to
end my shift tonight'

That is one scary freakin tooth fairy I think ill cash in my tooth at ebay.

xegony for dummies:
xegony spawns adds at every 15% of her hp (starting at 99%) have two teams running back and forth to kill the adds until she is at 15% (proberbly at 10% by the time you kill that wave) and engage/dt etc etc..

only tank should stay on xegony, if not theyll get killed by the aa, the fight lasts 40-1 hour or so, so the tank is the only one taking up attention. make sure you assign necro's also to feed lom clerics.

remember to use necro atck debuff, it drops dmg throughout the fight by ~12%

make sure all of the bosses are dead before she dies, or she will port to her tower, aggro the guards, and come back at almost 40% from un aggroed regen.

She quads for 2250 or so without defensive and does a 1k ae every 30secs that does a nice number on spell casters...
My guild doing her these days, we close to droping her..

Oxen

It'd be really cool if in one of the next expansions, they made a race of fairies who took over mistmoore castle, and then make fairy (faerie?) a playable race :). unlikely, but if they DID< this is how they should list.

actually, I'd be happy if they did ANYTHING with faydwer in the next expansions.... I mean, you know it's bad when odus laps you in the popularity rase :)

~Nendaen Songweaver, bard of the 40th rythm~
~Nendae VOngreenback, shaman of the 25 fizzle~

Quellious

I know only a few guilds have killed her, but I must say Afterlife is still the best--they do it for the love of the game, not like some sellout guild that only wants to brag. Well sure Afterlife does plenty of bragging, but they damn well earn that right. 8P Check out www.afterlifeguild.org to see those uber players in action. 8)

Wow, this has to be the best MoB model yet, I wish Tunare looked like this, lol.

can anyone take a picture of her plese? its th - button right of keyboard