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Brodder's Lost Diaries Vol. 3  
 


WT: 3.0 Size: MEDIUM
Item Lore:Diaries of a dwarf
Language:Common Tongue
Item Type:Book
Stackable:No
Merchant Value:1 pp 0 gp 0 sp 0 cp
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Lucy Entry By:Senani (Cestus Dei)
Item Updated By:Gonzamer
Source:Live
IC Last Updated:2018-10-17 15:18:18
Page Updated:Thu Oct 9th, 2008
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Item Lore: Diaries of a dwarf
Book Text:

I've packed up the recipes
for the Lass Naomi to give
to her overlarge smelly
mate. (I know that
trickster had a hand in
that match up! Brell
wouldn't do that to me,
though Cornflunk's been
looking funny at me lately
ever since I gave him two
large bags of chewie-chews
as his prize for best taste
tester of volatile legumes.
He seems to love the new
hat and his new sash
proclaiming him the best
taste tester of volatile
legumes too.

Okay 24 bottles of Muddy
Bean Beer and Bits (Heavy
Bean Ale.)
48 Bottles of Light Bean
ale and the last two bags



of Shaped Chewie-Chews (and
a note telling the lass
exactly what's not in the
snacks!) Plus a illustrated
pictorial written so even
that old dwarf Bobert
Halfskull can understand
it.
Even an ogre should be able
to follow the pictures and
labels. Lucky for me Catbik
was able to calculate the
exact measures based on how
much an ogre can hold in
each hand and in his mouth
at the same time on
average.
How and why a Tinker needs
that sort of data I'm not
sure I want to know even
though Catbik insists that
collecting the data got
three gnome their own
footnotes in the Great Big



Book of Oops too.

Okay shipment's off to
Rivervale. I can now look
forward to seeing how my
brewing diaries are coming
along.
 

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