PLANAR DELIGHTS
- A Grand Guide to Goo
With the appearance of the
fear shards comes a new
substance. It can be found
on the ground near the
shards, or on the fur and
skin of creatures.
It is planar goo. Don't
give my book that look!
| Unappetizing though seems,
it is actually great! I
have included some recipes
to help you get started in
making this new abundant
item a tasty treat. You'll
see! Oh, and read all
disclaimers at the end.
Preperation of Planar Goo:
Use in a mixing bowl with a
water flask.
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BASIC PLANAR GOO RECIPES
Barbequed
Beer-Battered
Beer-Braised
Buttered
Dried
Garlic-Buttered
Grilled
Lemon-Buttered
Omelets
Smoked
Spiced
| CHOCOLATE PLANAR PIE
Prepared Planar Goo x2
Water Flask
Cup of Flour
Rock Salt
Chocolate
Planar goo goes great with
chocolate. Bake pie crust
with water, flour, and
salt. Fill with goo, add
chocolate on top.
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GRILLED GOO SALAD
Grilled Planar Goo
Lettuce
Onion
Tomato
Dressing
Add some flavor to a salad
with planar goo! Lettuce,
onion, tomato, dressing.
Add chunks of goo. Stop
making that face! Try it!
| PLANAR DONUTS
Prepared Planar Goo x2
Cup of Sugar
Pastry Dough
A goo filled treat! Cook
the donuts until they are
fluffy. Glaze the donut in
a drizzling of goo. Inject
the remaining goo into the
center. Did I mention
adding goo?
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SPICY PLANAR CHILI
Prepared Planar Goo x3
Cup of Red Beans
Onion
Hot Red Pepper
Sweet Green Pepper
A delicious pepper and bean
dish. Cut vegetables up
fine, cook goo with beans.
Hot goo coming through!
Seriously, it's really hot.
| STEW OF FEAR
Prepared Planar Goo x3
Vegetables
Cheese
Ground Pepper
Rock Salt
Be afraid of goo - of how
tasty it is! Cut up
vegetables and cheese and
cook with goo.
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TERROR FISH SUSHI ROLLS
Terror Fish
Energized Seaweed
Rice
Spices
So much fear energy, you
may notice side effects
like turning into a horrid
monster. Still delicious!
Cut fish into small slices,
wrap in seaweed with rice.
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Look forward to future
cooking installments,
assuming I survive my own
taste-testing experiments!
Thanks for reading!
*Disclaimers follow.
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PLANAR GOO WARNINGS
Planar goo is not suitable
for all stomachs.
Consumption of planar goo
may result in physical
attraction to gelatanious
cubes, oozes, and slimes.
Consult your healer or
apothecary before eating
planar goo.
| HEALTH SIDE EFFECTS
- Goo Tummy
- Muck Mouth
- Gel Joints
- Sticky Fingers
- Oozing Pores
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Rain of Fear